Bamump 2011/12/21(Wed)01:10 No. 373959 ID: cfe790
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"Don't worry boss, we'll get him all dressed up and looking like something in no time. We'll take real good care of him."

"Hahaha, yeah- real good care of him. Thank the boss, pup, he dosn't usually go out of his way to grant such crazy requests."

"Th-thank you."

"No problem, by the way- what's your name? I have to know your name if i'm gonna give you a career here."

>____
The names are based off of objects, so think objects

...Nails. It fits the theme too well otherwise.

>>373959
Wrench, it's after your fodness of smacking people to death with one.

Splint.

That is no boy.

>>373965
I second Nails.

Nails 2011/12/21(Wed)22:25 No. 374172 ID: b88147
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"My names Nails, sir. I'll do a good job, you can count on it!"

Nails ponders for a second on what would replace the snazzy green wear that's equipped now. Nails also ponders what it'd be like in a dress or in a suite. Then Nails ponders what time of stuff the opposite gender might attempt to wear before becoming too flamboyant.

>________
Gender for Nails: M for Male, F for Female

>>374172
This is obviously going to end up as F.

M

>>374172
Clearly a bro, and a bro needs to suit up. So suit up man.

F

>>374172
Female, but you still are a bro full of MANGRIT and out of bubblegum.

>>374172

Nails needs a nine-incher. Make him a boy.

>>374180

This is a post I would like to endorse, also its contents

(+1 Manly F)

We obviously need to be the fabulous one. I mean, we got the strong fellow and the tough fellow, but no fabulous... or dexterity really.

M(with a hint of Fabulous.)

A-non-electrical-mouse 2011/12/21(Wed)23:18 No. 374192 ID: 365adf
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Nails will be the manliest woman this side of god knows what planet this is.

+1 Manly F

I too vote for Naoto
F

Nails 2011/12/21(Wed)23:55 No. 374214 ID: b88147
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She dismisses the frilly lacey kind of dresses and thinks about what she should wear. Nails decides to take off her hat to attempt to imagine what could possible replace the darn good attire she has on now.

"Damn, i can't believe i have such hat hair," nails mumbles to herself.

>_____
what should she wear

A-non-electrical-mouse 2011/12/22(Thu)00:02 No. 374216 ID: 365adf
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Something like this.

Suit, hat and formal shoes. No tie.

>>374214
A suit, a trenchcoat and a fedora. It's time to do things Old School.

The_Falcon!Z/kS4uKGRU 2011/12/22(Thu)00:19 No. 374222 ID: 51d399
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There is only one way this could possibly go.

>>374218
Here we go
Suit, Naoto Trench Coat and a White Fedora

No paper doll? Disappointing.

>>374222
Seconding Kingstyle.

>>374222

yup.

...with optional suspenders.

Nails 2011/12/22(Thu)17:59 No. 374428 ID: b88147
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Nails has found a tolerable set of clothes to wear, but the shirt turns out to be specifically for males and has begun causing discomfort in the chest area. She pushes the agony behind her as she recalls the reason to go through such tortures to begin with. She does this for a friend in need of help in the days of oppression. Hopefully she isn't too late to try to help her friend.

You know, I liked your Mr. L, The Green Thunder, outfit more. But who care about clothes, huh? Not you. If there is no badass suit around, get your old clothes back.

Anyway, you are losing focus. You may find something more suitable later, but now we need to remember why you are here, what kind of bulshit you are going into and what you can do. This friend of your must be some awesome sir and/or madam to push you so far.

Nails 2011/12/22(Thu)22:45 No. 374490 ID: b88147
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That is correct, nails thinks to herself, this is all for a friend. Her name is Pixie, she's the closest friend Nails has ever had. Even though pixie still believes nails to be a boy, nails would do anything to help her out.

The problem that Nails is trying to fix is this, Pixie is a cuddlebee. She belongs to a hive that is just on the outskirts of the city and she frequently comes back and forth between the two just to see nails. A long time ago, before both Pixie and Nails time, an alien came to earth and made a deal with Don Vicious.
The deal was that Vicious would create a squad of men to collect all the Cuddlebees and send them to the Aliens Bee farm to do horrible things to them.
Nails is attempting to be a part of Don Silvers family in order to get more info on Don Vicious or a way to stop him from sending out 'Action Squads' to innocent cuddlebee hives and also to protect Pixie from horrible things.

Nails just hopes that she isn't too late, or if this will even effect anything at all.

>Nails just hopes that she isn't too late, or if this will even effect anything at all.
Thinking this way will help no one! Look lively!

You need to get a job related to your friend situation. Field mission, office work, clean up the warehouse. Anything. Be available, earn their trust.

You are ready to go! You know you can do this! Failure is not an option!

Nails 2011/12/24(Sat)22:44 No. 374999 ID: b88147
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"Hey kid, you done gettin fancy? Woah, you have terrible taste in style, if it were my choice i'd get you back in that crazy green stuff you had on earlier. Anyway, if you gonna work for Mister Silver, gotta know if you can read. Can you read, kid?"

Nails was raised on the streets by the orphans who litter the back alleys like trash.

"N-no sir... i was from the streets, so no i cannot read," says Nails rather sheepishly.

"No big deal," replies hammer," It's not like i can read much either. You know kid, you remind me o' myself when I was young. I think we'll get along fine. But to the part where's you can't read, you need to learn how to read certain things. There's a guy called the teach in the Scater part of town, it's pretty dangerous over there- but Don Silver has some people over there that can help you learns you something."

"So... how do i go to these people to learn how to read," asks Nail.

"It's easy, you just look for the man called Teacher. He hides himself in the shadier part of those alleys, hopefully you and your streetery can get you through... but if'n you need a weapon or sumthing, i'll hook you up. Arlighty? Just ask and i could get you a baseball batt or a knife or something..."

"Well, that's awfully nice of you mister hammer sir."

"Heh, don't call me sir. I'm just lookin out for ya kid. Just ask me for anything and i'll help you the best I can."

Ask if you can skip the kiddie weapons and go for a revolver.

If not, go for a knife, perhaps a swiss knife with all the silly tools.

>>375001

These guys aren't exactly running a high quality operation here. Fairly sure she's being offered bats and knives because they can't afford big guns, not because bats and knives are appropriate weapons for children.

All you need is a hammer. Or a crowbar. Anyway, go back to that crazy green stuff.

>>374999
Raised in an orphanage
You remind this guy of himself
Almost look like him
Yeah, you're definitely related.

Get a bat and a slingshot. A real MansWomans weapon choice.
In any case, ask Hammer if Silver has work for you already or if you have time to go learn. If you are free, then rock out and go find Teach, sounds like a cool guy. Always respect Teachers kid.

Hrm, know what? I did like your green suit more.
Inb4 Bamump kills me for suggesting King suit in the first place

Suggestion 2011/12/26(Mon)13:22 No. 375237 ID: d79ace
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Baseball bat and a pair of roller skates.

Elephant Guy 2011/12/26(Mon)13:36 No. 375240 ID: 437934
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I'm guessing we won't be able to get a firearm just yet. if that's indeed the case, I suggest something that lets us put some real strength behind a blow while becoming compact when needed- the telescoping shaft.

Nails 2011/12/28(Wed)23:20 No. 375909 ID: b88147
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"I don't want any of the kiddie toys," nails says, "Gimme the real guns."

Hammer slowly strays his eyes away from nails and mumbles something. "W-well... there's like only four guns in the whole family. And they already belong to the gate guards and brick. The prick won't share either. But how about a fancy baseball bat? Or a switch-blade?"

Nails ponders to herself whether these guys would have a shooty outty punchy thingy. "I guess i can stick to a bat... but can i get my old clothes back?"

Again hammer breaks eye contact and looks away. "About that... when Don Silver says to get rid of the old style, he means it. But, i think we can muster up a replacement... "

"Fine, just something different then this," says nails angrilly.

"Sure, yeah, whatever," replies Hammer,"anything else you lookin for?"

"Yeah, is this the only thing the Don wants me to do?"

"Yeah, pretty much," says Hammer," you don't get the real jobs until you learns how to read the Dons name ... you know, so's you don't mix up the deliveries and stuff. But hey, is there any last things before i run off again? You know, like what's the street like where teach is at or who to look out for?"

Alright, fine. Ask to know all of these things.

Make sure to learn the appearance of certain groups or individuals that you should avoid and the appearance of the "Some people Don Silver has over there that can help you out."

man, just ask him if there's anything he thinks we should know.

>>375973
This

Ask Hammer if Don Silver is a good boss. This is a serious question. Act accordingly.

>>376006

It's a good question if you want to get killed before your first job. Let's say Don's a good boss and Hammer says yes. Fine. Let's say Don's a bad boss. Hammer's either going to say yes or shiv you for putting him on the spot. Hammer's never going to say no because if he did it'd be like giving you free blackmail material.

>>376010
Exactly. His reaction is what matters, not the answer.

Nails 2012/01/05(Thu)19:30 No. 377795 ID: 2be5ee
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Nails thinks to herself for a second, contemplating whether to ask if Don Silver is an okay dude to work for. Finally she works up the nerve and asks straight out, "Is Silver a kewl boss?"

Hammer leans forward, grapples nails around the neck with one arm and laughs. "Kid, Silver is the best boss that you're lucky to know. Unlike Don Vicious who treats his kingdom like trash our boss treats us like family. And that's how our governing people should see us, like a family. Don't worry kid, We'll treat you just like family."

Hammer quickly gives nails a noogie, then walks off,"I'mm off to go grab a louie vill or sumthin, there's plenty of clothes in the closet over in the corner to rummage through if you want to find something to replace what you got on. Be quick though, the women we hire for the streets use this room as well. Don't want any of them to bounce in on you when you aren't prepped."

Nails 2012/01/05(Thu)20:19 No. 377806 ID: 2be5ee
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a-alright... so clothing attempt two... nails tries to imagine herself in something...

what will be the choice this time?

Trout 2012/01/05(Thu)20:42 No. 377809 ID: 9c7c3b
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Gotta be starchy as hell, too. Show 'em you mean business. Colors are negotiable.

Mouse 2012/01/05(Thu)20:49 No. 377810 ID: 365adf
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Okay.

damn you for changing the doll just as I finish.

>>377810
This, but in darker, greyer colors and not plaid paints. Make them horizontal stripes and make the coat longer into a trench, but keep the general design. All white should be turned into a beige and the frilly pointy things less frilly, pointy and out there.

It would give a personal touch while still being proffesional.

Dirtbag 2012/01/05(Thu)21:15 No. 377815 ID: e3f578
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>>377810
>>377812
This is what I think I want, but less MS Painty Polygony looking

Mouse 2012/01/05(Thu)21:20 No. 377817 ID: 365adf
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>>377812

But the plaid is part of the MANLY flair!

Also, re-done for new doll.

Suggestion 2012/01/05(Thu)22:51 No. 377838 ID: f46f0d
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Because nothing says "I'm about to beat you so hard you'll have bloody stools in your colostomy bag for a month" like a baker boy hat and suspenders.

man, I barely even care. just wear something and go start reading shit.

>>377838
Hot damn, I love this.

>>377815

This gets my support. Classy as fuck.

I would go naked. There is nothing more badass than that.

>>377838
Street clothes.

>>377815
Sunday clothes.

>>377838

fyeah suspenders. add finding menwear for women to your list of things-to-do.

Suggestion 2012/01/06(Fri)10:12 No. 377890 ID: f46f0d
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Just in case you want to be the quirky androgynous computer hacker instead.

I vote this >>377838
underneath this>>378118

Also what is that black thing around everyone's neck?

Nails 2012/01/08(Sun)17:01 No. 378561 ID: becb83
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>>378178

Nails ponders a second to come up with a response that could be understood by an alien species. "The black things are called a necka-garda, they is like... hmmm, i'd say they is like birth control for us. They kinda collect the sun rays the same way our skin collects then- i think they call it photosynthesis- but unlike our skin which produces important sugar stuffs to feed our cell things it makes a sort of chemical that reduces egg production and which kinda lowers the impact of male and female pheromones stuffs." Nails thinks about the way Krobin bodies work, how men and women pheromones work differently. The krobin pheromones have a distinct smell for both genders that emit from the hair; for males they smell like tar, dirt or on occasions peanuts. And females can smell like any kind of fruit. But sadly, no matter how many times Nails rubs herself in tar or dirt, she will still give off the hint of limes.

carry some limes with you at all times. anyone asks, that's where the smell comes from.

you just love them limes
"bet you can't all those limes" they say
"fuck you I can't eat all these limes" says Nails

>>378566
But what if she can't hold them all?

>The Krobin pheromones have a distinct smell for both genders that emit from the hair

So are you telling me that Frank D. Pompadour was a veritable sex god?

>>378591
he just SMELLED like one.

>>378600
fun fact, frank also smelled like peanuts

Welp time to go see Teach.

OKAY P LEARNED SOME THINGS TODAY NOW YOU GO LEARN TOO SO WE CAN FINALLY GO OUT THERE AND DO STUFF

Nails 2012/01/09(Mon)17:37 No. 378815 ID: becb83
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"Alright," says hammer as he returns, "I couldn't find any baseball bats or small knives in the shoebox, but i did find this neat machete. Maybe stick it in your belt loop and look like a flippin samurai, wouldn't that be cool?" Nails nods in response, "Is there any chance that i can get like a few limes to carry around or something?"

"...limes?... no... what, no... get your own, anyway about the important details," hammer seems to have lost his concentration for a second then continues on," s-so... so teach is gonna get you learned up so that you can start the small time work that we got lined up for you. In order to reach teach, you have to go down one of the streets that is owned by Don Vicious' group so it'll be dangerous as hell. But then you get to go down into the sewers after that, which is full of them sewer people- so keep your whits sharp and stuff. And finally, be careful of Teach himself, that's not his real name but we call him teach as a secret password and stuff. Doc is his real name, and he's an organ dealer from the Space Market. Also he's just a little bit crazy to cut anybody up who he thinks he likes- so don't get on his good side or he'll kill you."

Nails kinda worries about this and seemingly hammer sees this," But don't worry, he's done work for us plenty of times. As long as you call him Teach he shouldn't cut you up... but be careful anyway..."

That machete will be great for hacking your way through thick jungle undergrowth. Uh. Anyway this "Teach" guy seems like an upright fellow so you should go find him and beat him within an inch of his life so he's sure to tells you what stuff you need to read.

...hit on Hammer.

well, you've already said you wanted to go big, and we gotta start at the bottom and work our way up quick. ask if there's a dummy you can whack with the machete to get a feel for it, but otherwise get going. if it's dangerous on the streets before you even reach the sewer level, you're gonna have a long road.

sounds like a reasonable dude. let's go.

Nails 2012/01/09(Mon)23:20 No. 378882 ID: becb83
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With a sudden nod she takes the machete and hurries out. Even though you compelled to attempt an action such as hitting on hammer, the idea struck nails as odd and now she is sorta flustered. Even though she considers herself to be someone who would be the action type she does not see hammer as a love interest. Plus she already has another love interest, and his name is Dirge. They play what is called "The kissing game." Sometimes nails wins the game and sometimes dirge wins it.... but he's a cheat, that's how he wins.
Nails gets flustered even more thinking about herself and dirge romping around and she tries to focus on the task at hand. She dashes past the guards and hurries off into the direction of the street that leads to the sewer system.

Because Hammer is obviously your long lost brother or cousin
that's why it's strange, jeeeez

Are the sewers here terrible? Because your new clothes are about to get dirty.

Nails 2012/01/09(Mon)23:43 No. 378886 ID: becb83
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It's very dirty, or that's what i hear. Oh crap, nails just remembered that there are always locks on the sewer caps due to the sewer people infestation. The locks are usually high tek and impossible to open unless you have a sewage wrench... but nails doesn't know where to get one... this is going to be a hard thing to do if she can't get into the sewer.

>>378886
go check out the sewers entrance first, because boy would we all feel dumb if we went to the trouble of getting the wrench and the entrance was wide open for some unknown reason.

Nails 2012/01/10(Tue)00:56 No. 378898 ID: becb83
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Nails decides to go check anyway, cus who knows- maybe she'll be lucky and they'll probably be doing construction down there or something. She hurries to the alley that takes her to the road of the closest manhole in order to bypass any possible trouble. But apparently that too is blocked.

"Woah-hoh, little dude, where do you think you're going? Hope you know this place be guarded twenty four ours by yours truly!! So, my name is phlat, and if you don't gimme all your worldly posessions i'll nock you flat," the goon laughs at his silly rhyme. This boy is roughly much taller then nails and would likely be strong enough to make nails look very umpleasent in the facial area if she doesn't respond. Do i kill him?

eh, stab him in the leg and go from there.

>>378898
you are now representing don silvers. running is out of the question, and killing people on your first day is probably not the impression you want to make, neither to the outside nor to the crew.

try to talk him down, but disable him if he doesn't get the message or escalates to violence.

You are representing Don Silvers. As a member of his family he is disrespecting you and considering you weaker than him due to his size.

However, his legs are rather big targets and a machete to the limb would be more than enough to bring him eye to eye.

If the method was effective, respond by saying "And my name is Nails. As in my blade just NAILED you in the leg and if you don't get outta the way, the things used to seal up yer coffin."

Nails 2012/01/10(Tue)02:59 No. 378911 ID: becb83
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>>378904
>>378906
>>378908
you guys are right, i am repping Don Silver, but i should be all diplomatic and stuff. Don't wanna make myself look bad and not help pixie... Nails tries to come up with a decent collection of words to talk down this brute, cus ladies are smarter then guys and would honestly negotiate rather then act all primitive, when suddenly the primitive minded person gives her a smack across the face.
"No, if it ain't your stuff i am not obliged to take it."
>>animated

kill, smile, cut it out for me this time.

> ladies are smarter then guys and would honestly negotiate rather then act all primitive
> Do i kill him?
What is wrong with you?

> Plus she already has another love interest, and his name is Dirge. They play what is called "The kissing game."
You are not an awesome dyke with a kink for interspecies romance? What is wrong with you!?
You know what? You deserved that slap. It is on me.
Anyway, if he thinks he is some big deal, punch him in the groin. This will give him a new perspective.

Impale this fucker or samurai draw his slappin' arm off
Bitch-ass think he can fuck with Don Silver's crew on DON SILVER BUSINESS OF LEARNING AND EDUCATION?
Rip and tear

show him your stabs.

>>378911
Id like to see him take your stuff, when you cut off HIS ARMS!

So... This is a quest to act like a lunatic, not to save a friend. You should have been honest from the beginning.

SLAP FIGHT

Tell me more about this Dirge fellow. Cool name.

Also, how do you play the kissing game?

>>378911
I think running is the best option but since the opinion is to attack I suggest you use getting slapped as an excuse to lean foreword as you rotate your face and upper body down while cursing to distract and block his view of you pulling out and cutting him down with your machete.

Well, are those clothes actually YOURS, or do they belong to the Don?

If the stuff belongs to the Don, then you could pull the 'I don't have any worldly possessions' card, in case it's some sort of test. If he still tries to start some shit, THEN you show him your stabs.

He said it himself, didn't he? If it's not yours, he doesn't have to take it. Keep in mind that doesn't prevent him from doing it anyways. It just removes obligation to do it. He'd be doing it for the kicks.

Nails 2012/01/11(Wed)21:05 No. 379346 ID: becb83
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Nails can explain all about hunny bu- um... dirge... yeah, she can do all that talking stuff after she SHOWSTHISLOSERHERSTABS. Nails Lunges forward and drives the machete directly into the jacket where the tall coconuts chest is and it makes contact with a loud resounding clang.

...clang?

Phlat responds with and umph, and then maniacal laughter. "You has guts kid, but now i have to kill you."

dodge his counter and aim for a leg.

You don't stab with a machete. How dumb do you have to be.

Fighting with a machete means taking wide, heavy swings at his limbs, aiming to hit him with the thickest part of the blade on the thickest part of his limbs.

Slice down his leg as you jump back, should prevent him from easily counter-attacking. Then cut him down when there's another opening.

You should have cut his hand off because we know it's most not defiantly made of goddamn metal. Should've known just stabbing the guy would be too easy.

Now we have to awkwardly explain each detail of combat to accomplish getting you out alive. Thanks a lot Nails for fucking this up and stabbing with a slicing weapon where potential armor could be.

I'm glad we learned something today, aim for succulent flesh than unknowns.

I assume that his arms would be easier to cut off than his legs because they are usually thinner and the iron poncho that I think hes using could protect his thighs as well. Plus It would disable him from attacking unless he's the black knight from Monty Python.

Nails 2012/01/11(Wed)23:05 No. 379391 ID: becb83
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Nails suddenly jumps back, but not without taking a quick swipe at Phlats arm. He dodges easily and reaches into his jacket quickly, brandishing what might have been what prevented me from piercing his chest to begin with.

Nails makes ready with her next attack.

Limbs, target his limbs! Soon as you cut deep into him, it doesn't matter where, he'll be in too much pain to fight effectively.