Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)21:29 No. 604489 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Ahgh god! You need to stop doing that!"

"It's not MY fault you took so long to get here!"

>"I had work! And I had to pick up a few erm, groceries on the way."

"Excuses, excuses."

>"Is Jacob here?"

"Yeah, he's inside. He TOLD me not to kick you in the face...but I couldn't help myself!"

>"Egh..."

There is a serious part of me that thinks that will turn into a serious form of hate fucking later on.

Better go see Jacob.

>>604489
Use THE VOICE.
"You know, there are better ways to show you like me."

Use the voice on her and compliment her.

voice "well, i guess with legs as good as yours, you want to show them off"

Use the voice and POLITELY ask her to get the fuck off. Also, POLITELY ask her to fuck off.

Play hard to get. (With the voice).

Heeey... I don't have to come at all. Why should I keep showing up for rabbit kicks in the face?

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)21:39 No. 604496 ID: 0eaf76
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>Use your voice!

>"Well hey, you look really good today, Bethany. Nice shorts~"

"Th-Thanks! Heh, what's up with your voice? Did your balls drop or something, heh?"

its time we try to recruit Jacob to capture the Underwear Rogue. Maybe she would like to help you too. We need to start figuring out a plan, and maybe a little bit of a plan B

>>604489
Tell her if she's gonna beat you up all the time the least she can do is teach you how to avoid getting beaten up by other people.

With a blush like that, I guess we can confirm she does, in fact, like you.
That's three pairs of panties in the bag.

>Did your balls drop or something, heh?
Radio voice. I'm projecting confidence.

Ask if she'd mind getting off and letting you up. You're not one to complain about a girl on top of you, but there's stuff to do.

"Would you mind helping me up," Use voice, "or do you enjoy being on top of me?"

I've been getting that a lot lately.

So is a kick to the face how you greet everyone, or should I feel special?

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)22:03 No. 604504 ID: 0eaf76
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>"I just exude confidence!"

"Well I'll be there to kick it out of your big, fat face!"

>"...How very generous of you."

"Anyways, Jacob is inside. Come on."

>"I would...if you'd kindly get off of me."

"BEH! Big baby."

>Bethany goes inside, and you follow her.

>Jacob is in the living room.

"Hey! Hope you liked your welcoming committee."

>"Oh I couldn't live without it."

"Heehee!"

>"What are you playing there?"

"Call of Booty. It's a warzone FPS. Except with sexy women."

>"Huh."

>>604504
"A game where you go around shooting sexy women? Uhh...that's kinda creepy dude. Pass me the other controller."

Okay, tell him to put down the controller and ask if he has heard of someone called the Underwear Rogue, and if he would like to take him down with you and some other people.

What if he's the Underwear Rogue, though? Best be careful.

>Call of Booty. It's a warzone FPS. Except with sexy women.
Eh... since when was snuff so mainstream.

>what do
See about recruiting Bethany for this bandit problem. Or at least getting advice from her.

take the controller
demolish him

Excuse self to bathroom, acquire panties.

See if you can recruit Bethany and your bro. The both of them would be very helpful in defeating this Panty Bandit.

Also, try and see if you can sneakily nab a few panties.

Casually ask him about the underwear bandit while simultaneously smoking him at the game (unless you're bad at video games in which case get rekt while chatting him up about it)

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)23:35 No. 604514 ID: 0eaf76
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>You grab the other controller and plop down beside him.

"So what's up?"

>"Eh, you know. Same old, same old. Hey, have you heard about the Panty Rogue on the news?"

"The underwear stealing freak? Yea? What about em'?"

>"...Well...I was thinking and...I think I'm gonna band together a small group to trap the guy and take him down."

"Jesus, pretty ambitious of you."

>"Do you wanna tag along?"

"Pfft, I dunno. Sounds like a lot of work."

>"Doesn't it sound fun?"

"Maybe? What time would we do this?"

>"Tonight. Come on, dude."

"...Ugh fine. What the hell? My life is only gonna show up once."

>"That's the spirit!"

"But if there's any cute chicks we have tag along, I get first dibs, alright?"

>"Heh, whatever."

"Wow, you're so reckless, Jacob."

"Hey! Lay off!"

>>604514
Ask bethany if she wants to come along and beat up someone who isn't you for a change.

Ask his sister too. In case you need someone who can stop the panty rogue with violence.

>>604514
Seconding taking bethany along.

See if she wants to tag along and make sure the boys are protected. (Use voice).

>>604514
In voice- "...And Bethany, I'm gonna need someone tough and strong there to protect me. Wanna come along?"

Orion 2014/11/22(Sat)23:51 No. 604520 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Bethany you wanna come along, too? You like martial arts right? This'll actually be someone you can beat up."

"Hmmm, tempting offer...but I have plans for tonight. Got a party to go to! Unlike you losers...!"

>"Hey! We're not losers! We're crime fighters!"

"Whatever~"

Well dang.
Aight, let's see who we can bring along
Call up deergirl, see if she'd be interested!

Recruit Bethany and also express the want to learn self defense. If she doesn't get the hint, ask her to teach you. Before you say no can you think of anyone else you can get free lessons from with a amazing chance of another worshiper with panties? Beside if you want to be god you have to toughen up a bit!

>>604520
Whoa, a party? Hey Ron ask how long it's gonna go on for. If there's time after the vigilantism maybe you could show up.

Oh shit and wish her happy birthday!

See if you can persuade her to give you some tips on taking someone down, then. (She'll be more than glad for the chance to hit on you, I'm sure).

>>604521
Nah. She's in this for quickies, not vigilante justice.

"Well you're 18 now so don't do anything too crazy! Try to save some for me~"

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)00:07 No. 604527 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Well...can you at least teach me~"

"Wh-- h-hey! Stop using that weird voice!"

"Yeah dude that's kinda awkward. Stop hitting on my sister."

>"Like you care. You've openly tried to hook me up with Talia."

"Cuz' she's lonely as hell!"

>"Pff, so how about it Bethany? Teach me how to punch and stuff?"

"Maybe...no promises though."

>"By the way, happy birthday!"

"Hey thanks! Wish you coulda showed up for my birthday bash, hahaha."

>"I don't want to show up to anything named 'bash' if it involves you..."

"The big 18..."

>"Hey, don't get too crazy at that party~ Save some for me~"

"Yuck..."

"Y-Yeah! Gross..."

We got her on the ropes. Keep flirting. Then say "Well, have fun at the party!" and turn your attention fully back to the game

Hmm. Maybe stop being so heavy handed with the voice in front of Ron. As funny as it is to give your friend a hard time this way, he's throwing off the mojo.

Seriously, see if she can show us anything. Light flirting, at most. She already likes you, and past experience has shown that means you don't need to try too hard.

>>604527
Yeah I think the Voice might be a little too awkward to do here. Bethany is embarrassed in front of her brother and her brother is kindof weirded out by it too. Which should have been obvious, jeez. You're abusing your power young man.

So yeah, lets think up a time and place for you, Jacob, Emy, and Eleanor to meet. I was thinking maybe 8pm or 10pm, that way, you'll have time to go panty raiding yourself and do research on the panty rogue (like check a newspaper or go online). as for the place, how about a place near the park.

Woah! Dude, don't overuse the voice. In the end, your bro would probably become gay for you. Anyways, you should probably say sorry before things get out of hand

"What's wrong, Jacob? Wanting a piece of Ron Pie?"
Or something to that effect. Tease the shit out of your best friend

She wants your hot proto-god body. Try to get to that party, maybe under the guise of patrolling for the panty bandit.

When Bethany leaves just tell Jacob you wanted to mess with her for once.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)00:42 No. 604539 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Sorry, sorry I'll stop. Unless you want me too, Jacob~"

"Guh! Fuck! That's gross, dude! Hahaha..."

>"Where are you other sisters? Don't you have like 100?"

"4. Bethany is right there, Talia is in her room, Annalynn is at work and Jackie attends college."

>"Shit, yeah Jackie's old isn't she?"

"Older, yeah."

>"Unh, what time do you wanna meet up by the way? 9? 10?"

"10? It'll be plenty dark by then, so it'll be more tempting for the Rogue."

>"Chill."

"Bahh, you boys and your games! I'm gonna go chill with Tali. See what sort of boring stuff she's up to."

>Bethany leaves.

Tell Jacob about the panty thief you knocked out the other night. This other guy shouldn't be too much tougher. But uh... just say you it was at a party your coworker invited you to. Don't mention the crossdressing just yet.

>>604539
Tell him that dare he made you do got you into a boatload of trouble. He owes you now.

>>604539

Pull some MLG moves and 360 noscope that girl.

Well, drat. You missed your chance to get any pointers from her.

Guess we just shoot the shit and digital tits with your bro for a little bit.

I'm conflicted on telling him the cute chicks that'll come along are a lesbian and a... uh... nun? Kinda?

>>604543
Mention the cross dressing.

Acquire Jacob's sister's panties. Or go steal his mom's.

Actually Jacob was the one that dared us to steal and wear some panties in the first place. We should tell him how that went. Of course, he won't believe us, but telling Jacob the story will still prepare him for later if we ever decide to indoctrinate him into our pantie cult.

We can just play it of as a joke for now until we have some proof.

>>604551
Just make sure he's not going to become a competitor instead.

>>604550
Both of these. He has 4 sisters, only one of which might be inaccessible (the one at college, though it might be a local college). So there's at least 4 panty drawers to pillage in this house alone.

Oddly fitting that the guy who unknowingly got you into a contest to become a god also happens to be a jackpot of panty-points.

>>604539
Charge the girl and take her out in melee. Also let him know their are two girls in on this so far, ones dating another woman and the other is a miss goody two shoes who would have no interest in losers like us.

Hey Jacob, you wouldn't believe what my boss told me today. She said I was eye candy meant to attract female customers and gay dudes. That's why she keeps me around!

Confide/brag about your new assigment at work and how you got it.

Ask Jacob if he is a panty thief. Like with a serious bro face. he's the one who asked you to put some panties on your head after all. There's a chance.

If he isn't then try to figure out what his stance is on the whole thing. If he isn't part of Pantsu's succession race then perhaps you could get him to help out. Being a god's best friend is a sweet deal. You could also hook him up with the Deer Lady as an incentive. She might be up for some rabbit action or maybe even a threesome...

Also what is this party? Excitement is liberation. Panty liberation.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)09:47 No. 604583 ID: 0eaf76
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>Steal sister's panties.

Eh, I'll wait for that. Gotta finish up this game!

>Mention/Brag about Reina complimenting you.

>"Hey, guess what my boss lady said today!"

"Eh? What's that?"

>"She told me I'm attractive~ And is having me train up a few new employees, some being girls by the way, because I'm sexy~"

"For real? Damn. This is the same boss lady who threw hot coffee on your crotch?"

>"...Y-Yes, but she's warmed up to me since then!"

"No kidding! Hey, pass some of the girls my number, ok?"

>"We'll see, hahaha."

"I'm serious!"

>"Alright, alright!"

>"Oh, by the way, remember that dare you made the other day?"

"Did you do it?"

>"Of course I did...but it got me into one hell of a shitstorm. You totally owe me."

"Hey! That's not MY fault. It's your own damn fault. So who'd you steal the panties off of?"

>"...My sister's drawer."

"That's a cop out, Ron. Gotta go for the gold!"

>"I also got the panties off of a cute co-worker at my job. Her name's Emy, she totally digs me."

"Huh? Why'd you steal a second pair?"

>Tell him about Panty godhood.

>Make up an excuse.

>>604583
are you insane? if there's one single person that would make a better panty god than you it's Jacob. you can't let him find out!

>Tell him about Panty godhood.
If we tell, he's going to think we're crazy or lying. Until he tries sticking one on his head, and then our best friend has become competition.

>Make up an excuse.
I dunno, I guess I wanted to see if I could succeed without it blowing up in my face? A challenge.

"Who said I stole them?"

Because you DIDN'T, remember? She gave them to you.

>>604583
"Because she's totally into me. We might be dating now? I'm not sure."

tell him.
tell him to do it but n\ot accept the challenge given, because you've already accepted and that means that one of us will stop existing.

>>604586
Seconding this. Best excuses are those that have truth in them.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)10:09 No. 604592 ID: 0eaf76
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>"I didn't STEAL them...she...gave them to me!"

"Eh? What kind of freak would give you their panties?"

>"That's just how much she loves me. She's practically devoted her entire life to me."

"What? That's just messed up. Oh well, it's your life, dude."

>You hear a bloodcurdling scream from the upstairs.

"What the hell is that?"

>>604592
THE PANTY BANDIT?!?!? PANTYMAN TO THE RESCUE!
Go! Run!

The panty rouge strikes! Run upstairs and defend the panties, your future worshipers, and run fast.

>>604593
WAIT! NO!
Even better!
Ron: Once you get a combat ability, take on the super-name "Florida Man"!

>>604593
It's UNDERWARRIOR. Get with program, jeez.

But the sentiment is supported.

For future reference, maybe you shouldn't be telling everyone about Emy's personal life. I mean, Jacob is a perv, and will probably write this off as friend-exaggerating or bullshitting, but yeah. Lay off the bragging about your secret cult girl.

>What the hell is that?
I dunno. Let's go find out!

"You take the point, I got you covered!"

That's the call of booty right there. Get Jacob to take point. He knows the house best after all.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)10:17 No. 604599 ID: 0eaf76
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>UNDERWARRIOR TO THE RESCUE

You drop your controller and run upstairs, Jacob on your tail close behind.

"SPIDERRRRR!"

>There is a black spider standing in the hallway.

"KILL IT. KILL IT."

>>604599
Throw spider out the window.

Then turn around and use THE VOICE to ask if she's okay.

>>604599
keep spider as your sidekick. call it the underspider.

Show the spider mercy throw it outside, let gravity decide this. Also comfort the "victim" it is important you do not tease her.

*Voice* Don't worry, it's okay.

Then pick up the spider with a piece of paper and toss it outside.

Too bad spiders don't have tiny panties to steal. Oh well, they'd be too small to fit over your head anyways.

Carefully remove spider from premises with a newspaper and throw it out the window. See if Beth is okay.

Man, that spider ain't doin' nothin' to nobody. Tell Beth to chillax, and put the spider outside.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)10:31 No. 604610 ID: 0eaf76
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>You grab the spider and find the nearest window, tossing it out.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)10:31 No. 604611 ID: 0eaf76
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>You return back to Bethany.

>"Bethany, are you alright~?"

"Is it gone?!"

>"Yes...I disposed of it~"

"Oh thank god..."

"Bethany...you're smothering Tali."

"Oops, sorry, sis."

"It's ok..."

"Uwhhh! I hate bugs!"

Say "Don't worry I am here to save the day" in your sexy voice.

Ask tali how she is doing, don't use the voice this time.

Greet Talia with a smile. It's kinda rude that you didn't notice her before.

Resist the urge to overplay the sexy voice. It'll just creep Jacob out, and we don't know what effect it will have on Tali. You earned points being nice, anyways.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)10:39 No. 604618 ID: 0eaf76
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>You kneel down in front of Talia.

>"Hey! Are you alright? She squeezed you kinda hard there...heh."

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)10:39 No. 604619 ID: 0eaf76
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"..."

>"..."

"I didn't know your hands are so soft..."

>>604619
Pff. Laugh at yourself. Well, ask a stupid question...

>>604619
"Don't tell me you want to beat me up too."

wahh what are we gonna do on my face POMF =3

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)10:52 No. 604632 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Don't tell me you want to beat me up too..."

"..."

"She doesn't talk much...do you wanna go back downstairs now that the problem has been resolved?"

How old is Talia???

Stick your hand in front of the one she's waving around so you get a high five.

>want to go back downstairs
But what if there are more mighty spiders to be slain! There could be a nest!

Well, if his sisters don't need anything else from the two of you...

Ask them if they want to play some games too. They don't have to be Call of Booty.

It's time to romanticize Talia, I mean, Jacob did try to hook you up with her in the past.

>>604638
Why did that fail anyway?

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)11:09 No. 604643 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Wait, hey, do you guys like video games?"

"Ew, no. I'd rather go outside and kick around a ball or something."

"...Doggy..."

>"Umm, how old IS Talia?"

"Believe it or not, that girl's 20 years old. She acts like a child, though. I think Mom dropped her on her head when she was a baby."

>"That's not very nice to say..."

"HEY! I'm allowed to say that! She's my sister!"

Alright, lets not romanticize the retard.

>>604643
i think she wants you to carry her? or something? i don't even know man, bring her with you. don't do anything sexual to the obviously retarded child though, that's just wrong.

"You know, Jake, for someone who wanted you-know-what, you have an atrocious salesman pitch."

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)11:17 No. 604650 ID: 0eaf76
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>"For someone who wanted you-know-what, you have a horrible sales pitch."

"Hey! Shut up!"

>"So...is she...mentally disabled?"

"What? No, she's fine. She just...uh...is weird. I guess. No other way to put it. She has a uh, weird fascination with uh--"

"Ron? How big is your penis?"

Whip out your dick.

>>604650
Pretty big, why?

>>604650
Give Jacob a weird look, ask her why the hell she wants to know.

>She has a uh, weird fascination with uh--
>Ron? How big is your penis?
With that, huh?

Ask her, completely strait faced, no voice, no flirting, why she even wants to know.

>>604650
"there's a price for finding the answer to that question"

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)11:22 No. 604660 ID: 0eaf76
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>"P-Pretty big? Why the hell do you wanna know?"

"According to my anatomy books, a canine's sheath is said to be larger than a feline's. I haven't been able to test this theory yet."

"...She owns a lot of anatomy books...just uh, leave her be."

Give her the dick in exchange for panties.

Tell her that even if she were to test that with you, one sample doesn't make a very conclusive data set.

Hmm. You could probably trade panties for show and tell if you get the chance to talk to her away from her family (who would not appreciate that if you brought it up now).

No SCIENCE! before you've dated at least once.

"Well, uh, if you really want to, we could, uh, discuss that some other time? Scientifically, I mean."

>>604660
Does this mean she's seen some feline dicks to compare yours to?

There are certain lines of discussion which are best handled when not in the presence of other family members, AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM. File this information away for later.

Alright dude, here's what you do. You're both consenting adults, so just give her a hug and say 'maybe later' and ask if she wants to hang out with you and Jacob. Just because she's a hikikomori doesn't mean she doesn't have feelings. Be her friend. Steal her panties.

>>604667
I'm guessing she bases that on her anatomy books. So she technically saw it.

>>604663
Speaking to her from an entirely cerebral viewpoint sounds the best way to go.

But do leave for more gaems.

Just tell her you've already embarrassed Jacob enough talking with Bethany. Finish the statement with "Maybe later" though.

Whatever you do - do not stick your dick in crazy.

You will regret every minute of it.

>>604660
Give her your phone number, and tell her you'd be happy to talk to her about it later.

I like this one, you should talk to her more exchange email or phone numbers. Also you have a new mission, get this girl to smile or laugh.

Does she have any proven theories yet?

Play along a little. Tell her that the world isn't ready for some truths. She's embarking on dangerous science. Throw the voice in at the very end to give it a spine tingling punch.

Tell Bethany that there's another spider in her hair.

>>604660
Wouldn't she need a bunch of canines to test the theory? Just one is a terrible sample size. Also, where'd she get the experience with felines?

>>604687
Way too late for that one.

>>604707
>Her hair

mo like her shirt.

>>604687
we are already balls deep in crazy. as that one imagine says. there was a line and we crossed it, but let's keep going and see what happens!

>>604664
This. It's the minimum-risk solution.

retaliate with a question on rabbit anatomy.

Well, at least she's only an emotionally detached intellectual instead of a child-like retard. That makes it a lot less awkward when you show her your dick in exchange for girl underwears.

>>604741
Should definitely hit that.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)19:14 No. 604795 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Uhh...sorry, not right now. It'd be kind of awkward for everyone..."

>You lean in super close.

>"Maybe later, though..."

"I never leave my room."

>"I know where to find you then. Hey, Bethany! You sure you don't wanna come down with us~?"

"Pfft, nah, I'm good."

>"Whatever, it's your loss."

"Come on, come on."

>You both go back downstairs and sit down on the couch. Jacob leans in close to your ear.

"So whaddya think? I can't think of anybody who would wanna date her...even if you just gotta kiss her or something..."

>"What?"

"She never leaves her room. As her brother, I am not gonna let her go her entire life without hooking up with a guy."

>As her brother, I am not gonna let her go her entire life without hooking up with a guy
Pimping out your sister, for her own good!

I mean, yeah, she's a little odd, but maybe she just needs someone to come to her.

>>604795
Promise your best friend that you'll for sure bring her a constant stream of dicks to study.

>>604795
Might as well give her a chance. Maybe she's just a total introvert but actually pretty cool once she's out of her shell. No promises to Jacob that anything will happen but let him know that you'll at least try.

"We'll fuck like rabbits. You have my word."

>>604804
seconding this

>>604795
Ah. A hikikomori. I've always wondered why that happens. Traumatic high school experience? Social anxiety disorder? Autism? Well this is fiction so it doesn't matter.

Tell him you'll go chat with her and see how it goes, but if you're gonna date her she'll have to actually go outside to do it. Does he think she can muster up the gumption to go out again? She has gone to high school, right?

Ron, do you think she's attractive? COULD you bone her in exchange for panties?

Suggest having sex with her quickly if he can distract his other sister.

>>604804
Grin so hard after saying this for a reaction.
So are we gonna end up doing her then, or just panty steal after wooing her a bit (or something.)

Maybe take things a little slower than "sure, I'll fuck her".

More like "I wouldn't mind venturing into her room to hang out if Bethany didn't know. Her waiting outside would make it kind of weird."

If we do go in, trade penis examination for panties. Fucking is her bro's priority, not hers, and we'll give her what she wants.

>>604804
Hahaha yes!

>>604809
Do her if she wants it.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)19:51 No. 604813 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Hey, I'll give it a shot...but I'm not gonna promise anything."

"I'll take that."

>"If it does work out, we'll fuck like rabbits."

"...Keep the details to yourself, Ron."

>"Right. Enough about that, though. Let's start up another game."

>You play for another hour or so.

"WOOOOW! What a bullshit loss!"

>"It's only because you were too busy humping that dead NPC."

"Shut up! It's a ritual!"

>"Whatever..."

"So it's almost 5:30...you want to stay for dinner? Mom'll be home soon...Dad is out."

>"Sure, my parents don't care. I'll run upstairs and go to the bathroom real quick, though."

"Sure thing."

>You go upstairs.

Okay, guys. Where should I start looking for panties? Or should I pop in and say hi to Talia?

Say hi to Talia.

>>604813
Check in Jacob's room. Check under his bed, or look for boxes in his closet.

>>604813
Just walk into Talia's room and start rifling through her drawers. I'm curious how she'll react.

Pop in and say Hi to Talia.

yes, just walk in, put her panties on your head so they go POOF. and see what she thinks of you magical ability to annihilate panties.

>>604813
Bethany's gone, right? Check her room first, then visit Talia and give her what she wants.

It would be a crime if you didn't say hello. She was basically inviting you in for boning dude!

Go say hi to Talia. We have a trade to make.

>>604813
Stealing panties right now is a little risky. If they notice panties are missing, then we're the only suspect.

We might be able to ask them to give us some panties under the pretense of using them to lure out the Panty Rogue. Bethany already knows about our plans to capture the pantie thief, so our request shouldn't sound too suspicious.

For now, let's just go talk to Talia

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)20:15 No. 604828 ID: 0eaf76
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>Go into Talia's drawers and just look around.

Huh. I feel like Talia wouldn't really mind. That's just my intuition though. Which room would be her's, though? I guess I'll just open up random rooms until I find it.

>You begin to peek into doors, and eventually you find a dark room. A single light comes from the corner.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)20:15 No. 604829 ID: 0eaf76
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Eugh, it smells like nutmeg in here.

"Please close the door."

>"Talia?"

"Oh. It's the dog. You can come in. Shut the door behind you."

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)20:16 No. 604830 ID: 0eaf76
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Hmmm, she has a dresser over here. Let's see...

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)20:16 No. 604831 ID: 0eaf76
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>You open the top drawer.

...What the fuck--

Looks like standard-fare goth stuff. Ask her if she's a fan of Poe.

>>604831
Ask her what animal these came from.

congrats on finding your first yandere. now remember, once you promise yourself to her, she will ignore space and time to murder you anytime in the past you were unfaithful.

good luck!

>>604831
Well that's not panties. Keep checking places while trying not to think about how your dick is a 'specimen'.

Huh. Comment on the fact that she's got a collection!

Uh, you'd be willing to let her take her measurements, or an examination, but you're not sure you're willing to donate a specimen.

Ply her with the voice, too.

Raise the point you have your own 'collection', and the possibility of a trade.

>>604831
"Studying biology, I see. Where did you get these?"
Check the other drawers. See what kind of neat stuff she has.
I'm pretty sure that skull is too small to come from an intelligent creature, unless it's from a child. Wait, do you even have non-sentient animals on your world?

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)20:38 No. 604840 ID: 0eaf76
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>Ask her about her collection.

Oh you know I'll just casually inquire her about her collection of BONES, ORGANS AND TEETH. How are you guys not freaking out right now?!

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)20:38 No. 604841 ID: 0eaf76
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"What are you doing--"

>"HIEEEEE!"

>You slam the drawer shut.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)20:38 No. 604842 ID: 0eaf76
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>"I WAS JUST LOOKING AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL COLLECTION HAHAHHAHA."

"They're not real, you know. They're made out of silicone. They're anatomically correct, though...the organs I mean. The skull is hard plastic."

>"THAT'S GREAT."

>>604831
That's some borderline serial killer shit right there. Do non-anthropomorphic animals even exist in this world, or is that a persons skull?

>>604842
Ask her if she has anatomically correct canine dongs.

see dude, you were so suspicious and they are just plastic.
anyway. if she wants to measure you now, that's cool, and ask for a pair in exchange.

>they're not real
Tell her, oh, okay. That's a relief. You were kind of freaked out there, for a minute.

So... how does this work then? Why's she so interested in this? (Flatter her with the voice a little, get her passionate talking about her passion).

>>604842
Jeez Ron. We're not freaking out because even if they were real they'd just be scientific curiosities. She is a NERD, Ron. She is a huge biology nerd. Understand now? But yeah it's pretty fucking gross too. Maybe that's why they're in a drawer.

But hey why not actually talk to her and get to know her passion for biology-- ask her why she has them. Is she doing research for a paper?

Show her your penis.

Just straight up ask her if you can have some of her panties. Say it's for a good cause.

Ask her when she started this interest.

You need to give her the dick.

Told ya, standard-fare goth stuff. Now, my vote is to just straight up go "Ok so your bro is trying to set you up with me. Figured you should know that the get-go."

Calm down my man. Relax. You aren't going to get gutted, there are people in the house. She isn't going to hurt you. Some people have weird interests.

I mean most people would be repulsed by some creep who goes around hitting on literally everyone and trying to put panties on his head, so.
Just roll with the punches here.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)21:28 No. 604867 ID: 0eaf76
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>Ask her about her passion. Her passion for Biology. Use the voice too.

>"Uhh, so I see you're passionate about anatomy and Biology and stuff, right~?"

"Yes. It's cool."

>"Why are you so into it?"

"I see people as walking figures of flesh and blood. Emotions are not important to me. I want to know what's inside people."

>"C-Cool. So did you want to see my uh--"

"Yes."

>She shoves you against the dresser and pulls off your pants.

>"H-Hey wait--"

"I won't chop it off. Don't worry."

>"Alright...hey, funny question. But in exchange for this, can I have a pair of your panties?"

"They're in the bottom drawer."

>"CooooOOOoo--"

Ohhh, she's rubbing it ohhh my god.

"I need to make it grow to its full length."

>"Y-Yeah you do that...~"

"I need a ruler, now."

>"Are you uh, just gonna leave it like this?"

"I have no desire to help you orgasm."

>"Ah..."

Use the voice, justify that by assisting she can get a firsthand experience of the way your cock works and reacts to stimuli, and this is a perfect time to apply science.

Damn, she straight up iced you.

>>604867
Focus on the prize, 3 more panties for a big points boost once she's done! Endure it and try not to make things more awkward by being premature!

>I have no desire to help you orgasm.
*Voice* Would it be rude of me to get myself there, then?

After she's taken her measurements, of course.

(Yes, you're asking if it's okay to masturbate in front of her).

Well though I hate to stereotype I'd say judging by here total lack of interest in anyone and predisposition to see people as walking flesh sacks she's probably asexual.
I doubt flirting with her further will lead anywhere.

You know with canines it wont reach its full shape and size until just before orgasm. Any measurements you took now would be somewhat inaccurate.

>>604873
that's the talk of a QUITTER!

>>604867
What, she doesn't want to fully study the specimen? I guess she's not as passionate about biology as we thought.

>>604874
This is actually true, what with knots and all that.

Sure, um, yep.
Cool.
You know, if you REALLY wanted to try and experiment with Jacob right now, it might be the time. I don't see anyone else that would take care of your boner and masturbating is sooooo yesterday. Bethany probably won't help at all. Just be honest, like, "hey, we're 19, these are the college years. Your sister is a total dead end and nothing's going to happen. I know you and me are straight and looking for girls, but, maybe we could just have some fun? Would that be too awkward? It's just what two straight dudes might do post 18 pre-25 you know? Just to say we did? Or not really ever admit it or mention it again, but we at least know we tried it once. Both of us are probably going to do it, like, at least once in the next few years and since we're one of each other's best friends, it would probably be between us anyway. So..."

Might ask Talia what Bethany's obsession with beating you up is, if she knows.

>>604877
>>604874
that or you could do the knot thing mentioned above.
You're call.
You're probably going to bone Jacob one day soon though. Just thought, fuck it, it's 5 o'clock on the second day and we might die tomorrow.

>>604867
So she's not interested in dating anyone at all, then?

Dude just ignore your boner.

I vote knot thing.

>>604867
Panties earned. Mission accomplished.
If you're that worked up then you have a high priestess who can help. There's no need to push here.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)22:08 No. 604885 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Didn't you know? A canine's penis is at it's full length right before orgasm..."

"Hmm? Are you sure you didn't make that up?"

>"Go ahead and try~"

"..."

>"Hmm?"

"..."

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)22:09 No. 604886 ID: 0eaf76
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"..."

>"A-Aghh! Talia s-slow down!"

"..."

>"Uuh, oh g-god!"

HOLD OFF, SOLDIER, LET HER INSPECT THE KNOT AND MEASURE IT. DO NOT BLOW.

>>604886
Wait, where's her ruler!? The ruler??!?!?!?

HOLD YOUR FIRE, PRIVATE

margret thatcher on a cold day!

>>604886
Great, now you have to return the favor.
Use the voice to suggest you move this over to the bed, then flip her into a 69.

She got the pre-right-before-the-end measurements already, right? And she has a jar to collect the effluent sample when you produce it?

Gotta do this science right!

>>604886
DON'T YOU FIRE PREMATURELY SOLDIER, NO MATTER WHAT THAT PERVY RABBIT DOES!
SCIENCE WAITS FOR NO PENIS!

>>604886
Oh lordy, you better tell her to stop at the right time or she's just going to stab you after you jizz on her face.

>>604892

I must agree. You've already got the girl on your dick, might as well make the most of it.

You're a dog. That means you have "bulbus glandis", also known as "the knot". So, you weren't really lying about the whole growing bigger thing.

>>604916
I don't think he does.

Orion 2014/11/23(Sun)23:50 No. 604918 ID: 0eaf76
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>Just as you're about to splooge, she measures it quickly and pulls out a tiny jar.

>"Oh god I'm trying to hold it b-but I c-caaa--"

>You ejaculate in the jar.

I'm sorry guys...I just couldn't...

"Thanks. The panties are in the bottom drawer."

>"Uhh...th-this is a uh, bad time to mention this...but your brother kinda wanted me to ah...date you."

"What?"

>"He said you were kind of lonely so...if you wanna go out somewhere..."

"We can hang out in my room."

>"...Do you never go outside? Isn't that bad for you?"

"I take vitamins and eat 3 meals a day. I am fine."

>"Er..."

"But not many people like me. So it's fine if you want to leave. Don't force yourself."

Stay with her and like, return the favor. Offer her oral.

ask about what she was doing before you came in

>We can hang out in my room.
>But not many people like me. So it's fine if you want to leave. Don't force yourself.
And she's blushing! She likes you.

Dude, hang out. The weird girl likes you and is in need of company. Get to know her. We got time.

>>604917
I rather hope he doesn't.

>>604918
Well, we'll make a note to visit sometime then.
In fact, let's let her in on the whole godhood secret, way I figure it we can offer our god powers as a reward for helping us attain them, right?
What proper scientist would pass up a chance to work with god himself?

Ron you have to get that semen back your powerful seed is too dangerous to be in this witch-woman's clutches

>>604918
Would she be fine with Ron bringing friends to hang out? One or two at a time, not anything crazy. Got plans at the moment, but no reason we can't come and chill from time to time. She could probably use a broadening of social circles anyhow.

>>604918
Tell her she's really seriously spooky so uh, maybe. You'll think about it.

Ron just take the panties and go I don't think you actually want to hang out with her and it'd be just awkward if you did.

Orion 2014/11/24(Mon)00:27 No. 604933 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Nah uh, you're really interesting."

"..."

>"What were you doing before I barged in on ya?"

>You awkwardly zip up your pants.

"Doing research."

>You sit down beside her at the laptop.

"..."

>"Jeez I don't understand any of this science-y stuff."

"You smell good."

>>604933
She ever think about going to school for this stuff? Or does she take online courses or something?

Kiss her! Kiss her and say you like the smell of nutmeg!

>>604933
My prediction is proving quite true I see.

Do you wear deodorant or something? Tell her your brand. If not, just uh, tell her thanks. She's never been this close to a man before?

>You smell good.
Really? What do I smell like? Smells kind of like nutmeg in here, to me.

>also
You grabbed the panties when she pointed the drawer out to you earlier, right? Obviously we can't put them on till later, but it would be silly if you forgot.

>>604933
T-thanks? Note to Ron-self, don't forget to grab three pairs from the drawer instead of just one. Plus, if you want to show off the panty god powers thing to her, then you can do a repeatable experiment for her to measure and science with.

Grab the panties already. Do not complain if Pantsu gives you a low score. at this point, you should be expecting a low score by now.

Does she smell like nutmeg or is that just the room?

>>604940
I share your inclination to tell her about the panty god powers for science purposes; we might find out something interesting or useful. As far as telling people goes she is fairly low risk since she wouldn't become a likely competitor since she doesn't leave her room, and if she told people they would just think she was being weird again.

>>604937
Yeah you gotta capitalize on the moment.

>>604937
Kissing her is too bold a move for now, especially when she seems embarassed by the whole thing at this point. Save it for later, perhaps suggesting your willingness to take place in any further experiments she may need to do!

Slap the panties on, get yourself past the 100 mark. Perhaps we can test our new power for her?

Also if we have the same choices, don't go with Love again - it would probably go somewhere close to mind control and that stuff isn't very nice.

>>604948
Nah mate, we got to min-max like a pro. We're in it to win it. We can't let our opponents get an edge on us.

Besides, love is the funnest thing to upgrade.
>best thing for acquiring new followers
>best method to get panties without resorting to stealing or violence
>best way to get laid
And I doubt Ron would ever use his powers for evil.

>>604953
>And I doubt Ron would ever use his powers for evil.

Then what's the point of upgrading Love any more? Mind control -is- evil. He won't be able to use it on non-evil things.

>>604958
What makes you think he'll get mind control powers?

For all we know, the next love upgrade will give him the power to spontaneously break into song with a voice that sounds just like Robin Gibb's.
Something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZ6mG__ZqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s
Of course, the songs would including the adorable dancing background animals, leading to the complete bewilderment of the girl.

That's just an example. My point is, love magic doesn't have to be creepy mind control stuff. It can be fun and self aware too.
I think you're misinterpreting the tone of this quest if you think Ron is going to start date-raping people. You're assuming the worst instead of expecting the best.

Ron is going to fight to the death within the next 24 hours.

He NEEDS to spend the next point on Battle.

>>604961
I just know that I've seen more lighthearted fares than this suddenly turn into some ultra-creepy grimdarkness. Can't be too careful.

Plus I still think combat would be more important, because there is a fight coming up.

>>604940
>>604945
>>604948
Maybe this is a good chance to shake her worldview. Try to strike a deal. If you can demonstrate that magic and unexplained events are real then will she leave her room to join you on your panty quest?
If she agrees then put some panties on your head and get her to put more pairs on your head so she can verify. Then bring her downstairs to Jacob and the family.

Also she's just too cute.

Do you like the smell of nutmeg? Earlier you said her room smelled like nutmeg so maybe you can compliment her on that. Also rub her head she seems like someone who would like that.

you should show her a magic trick grab three panties and put them on your head. I think you can tell her and it will be alright, plus showing her a secret is like a huge sign of trust. You trust her she trusts and together you will make panty stealing gadgets of doom!

yes, let's blow her mind.

...I'm kind of not convinced we should be upending her world with demonstrations of panty magic. Could end up backfiring, badly.

What happened to just being nice to a girl who wanted someone to spend some time with her? Stop being selfish, we already got her panties and a handjob, sheesh.

>>604996
>a handjob

Well we should at least ask if she'd like us to return a favor, shouldn't we? It's just common courtesy.

Orion 2014/11/24(Mon)15:12 No. 605064 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Do I?"

"Yeah."

>"Well you smell like nutmeg."

>You lean in close and sniff her.

>"I kinda like nutmeg, to be honest."

"..."

>"Hmm...? You're so quiet..."

>You wrap your arm around her shoulder.

>"So do you go to school at all?"

"No. All I know is from what I read in books and professional journals."

>"Wow...that's amazing."

"...You should leave."

"Okay. See you later."

Better not argue. Bid farewell, head out and put those panties on.

Backpedal a bit and apologize for coming on so strong.
Maybe ask what you did wrong.

Before you leave, ask her what her favorite type of food is.

Bring it next time.

Leave and put panties on, and do not complain about the score you'll get, even if it is a quarter of a point.

ask her if she doesn't want you to return the favor before you go. use the voice

Yeah you gotta go, didn't you tell your friend that you had to go to the bathroom? Longest pee break EVER!!!

>>605074
Seconding this. I think that's mostly just embarrassment, she can't handle being hit on like this I bet.

Alright, you'll go.

Would she like it if you stopped by again, sometime?

Exchange contact info before you go, and don't forget to grab those panties, bottom drawer if you forgot.

>>605064
Don't be a creepy asshole, just leave casual like. Don't apologize either, that recontextualizes your behaviour as creepy.

Maybe she wants you to leave because she's uncomfortable with the advances, maybe she wants you to leave because she needs time to process her feelings. Either way, she's made herself clear. She doesn't need or want Ron to offer her sexual favors right now; that's incredibly goddamn obvious.

At most, ask her when a good time to come hang out again would be.

>>605064
You sound like you're patronizing her. Which... you are, aren't you. You shouldn't. Ask her what's wrong, get chewed out, then leave in shame.

Don't forget to get your panties.

Orion 2014/11/24(Mon)16:10 No. 605105 ID: 0eaf76
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>"O-Oh, are you sure you don't want me to return the favor, heh? As in...a bit of oral stimulati--"

"Get out."

>"Right, right."

>You stand up and retrieve 3 pairs of panties from the bottom drawer. It smells like clean laundry.

>"Before I go, what's your favorite food?"

"Bran."

>"Like...oats?"

"Plain bran, oats, grains, rice, anything."

>"Alright."

>You step out into the hallway, and close the door behind you.

Ohhh god, that was awful. I'm pretty sure she hates me...oh well. Better actually find the bathroom so I can slip these on...

>You sneak into the upstairs bathroom and lock the door. You then put on all three pairs of panties.

>BUBBLES.

"Jesus! Took ya long enough, ya crazy canine!"

"Yeah, yeah. Just gimme my points."

"Tch! Not with that attitude! Alright let's see...you're now at 121 on your power level!"

"Hmm, not bad."

"And you know what comes next...gotta pick one of three power-up options! Love, Battle, and Utility! Love, pertaining to your luck with the fairer sex, Battle, pertaining to abilities used during fights, and Utility, which are completely randomized powers that could fall into any category!"

>>605105
Seeing as how you're going to fight to the death within the next 24 hours? Battle.

Let's go for utility. It should be related to panty collecting so it will let us get battle fairly quickly I reckon.

>>605105
Yeah, we asked for that. Maybe we shouldn't be so reliant on seduction here. Might as well go for Utility.

Utility, need a reason because convenient powers are convenient.

We have a panty rogue to capture tonight, and odds are he isn't going down without a fight, so battle. Be sure to thank her as well.

Congrats, nutmeg and favor people, we outweirded the weird sister.

Battle.

your voice is no longer enough to woo the ladies, choose Love. Besides since you got the voice you have gotten soooooo many panties man, Love is the way to go!

choose the power of LOVE!!!

Utility or Battle. Utility seems more...useful. Creative use of Utility over straight combat.

Utility. We have another entire day to get Battle powers and they can't be used outside of Battle challenges.

>>605105
Like last time, gotta vote towards taking something for Battle. Ron's no fighter by the looks of him, and now that we have an edge (of mildly questionable value thus far) in his wooing of the ladies, it's time to get something to make up for his lacking physical abilities.
Or if it comes down to Love and Utility then I vote Utility.

Gambling on Utility

>>605105
Go with Battle since fighting is a thing you've gotta do.

Also reflect on the fact that your voice likely hasn't meaningfully contributed to your gaining panties in any way so far. At all. It's been completely useless as a panty-gathering mechanism.

>>605123
You are right, this is why we need a stronger love ability!

Battle

Let's go with Utility. It'll likely be more useful overall and I bet can do something good in combat too if the user is creative.

And we're creative as fuck.

Utility up in this bitch.

Battle

I say go for utility.

Utilitiy

We need some Utility!

>>605124
>>605117
>>605116
>>605110
There is literally no reason for this shit.

Utility.

Battle, we'll want it tonight

utility

Orion 2014/11/24(Mon)17:04 No. 605149 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Utility."

"Fun choice! You're really gamblin' for it, eh? For the Utility power-up you get..."

Orion 2014/11/24(Mon)17:04 No. 605150 ID: 0eaf76
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"The ability to read people's minds!"

> :)

Orion 2014/11/24(Mon)17:04 No. 605151 ID: 0eaf76
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"...Non-selectively."

>"Wh-What?"

Oh god. You are going to be driven mad by the voices. You will never sleep again.

By that, do you mean randomly or everybody?

ask to clarify the non-selective part. what decides what you hear? cause hearing everyone on earth at the same time would probably cause our head to explode.