>>281680
Ahmed. His weapon is all-around effective, and he's not maimed.

>>281680
Midori. She is a girl, and the closest resembling a furry.

>>281683
NOoooo... Ahmed very well may be one of our best fighters. Let's not waste him too early...
We don't even know our opponent yet...

That said we ain't using any of the injured...
and Dominic only has a grenade...
I'll say Henry, as he'll be able to do enough heavy damage to let another take the opponent.

Henry, fo sho.

>>281685
The goal is SURVIVAL. We don't know what they're sending us up against. It's not out of the question for them to give us no hostiles and simply try to stay alive in a hostile environment.
OR they might be planning surgical orbital bombardments.

If you're afraid of losing Ahmed then send in Dominic, but remember that these pods are in different parts of the world.

As bad as it sounds, we need someone expendable to find out what we're up against. And the person with half a tic of health is probably not going to be useful for much else.

That said, Midori.

Midori, the unhealed, mostly-dead furry sympathiser whose weapon may or may not be lightly melted from being used to bash at things inside shields.

NIGHTMARE MODE

I thought the Announcer was brutally lynched by Zane supporters. Sure this could be a different announcer but he has the same damn attitude.

The announcer is a Master Planner. The lynch ruse...
was a distraction

Henry up in this bitch

Domonic

>>281706
They're at different parts of the globe. Very little information we get from one is going to help with the others.

I am voting AGAINST Midori.

Let's go with Ahmed.

Ahmed! Show them the full fury of you AWESOME BERET AND MOUSTACHE!

I'm going to vote Peter just because, with a Sniper Rifle, he might be our best scout for us to later use Meta knowledge with

Henry 2011/02/15(Tue)11:46 No. 281741 ID: b6c6fc
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Announcer: "your goal here is simple, survive until we send a drop ship to pick you up, this will be anywhere from a day to a week, and depends greatly on how entertaining you are"

"Good Luck!"

>>281741
Do you detect any fumes that might be flammable? Also, are you floating? Would it be possible to use the recoil from the minigun to gain momentum to float to the cliff edge?

>>281741
>unpleasant looking goo
>probably sinking in pod thing
>set of barrels acting as stepping stones to edge
Ok, that's simple enou---
>huge fat bloke with heavy minigun
Well, Henry, I hope you like searing chemical baths.

>>281741
See if those barrels can support your weight. If they can, climb across. Otherwise, get to the top of your pod and start praying.

>>281741
use your minigun like a paddle and your pod like a canoe... unless that would make it not work. Is there anything you can grab that will make a decent makeshift paddle?

Just shoot your minigun to propel you across the lake.

LonelyWorld 2011/02/15(Tue)14:26 No. 281763 ID: b6c6fc
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>>281751
it appears to be working, but progress through the thick slime is slow . . . and ammo seems to be being spent fast

Announcer: "Smart thinking Pinkskin, but will it be smart enough?"

Use your massive girth and use that barrel as leverage or a paddle damn it. Your close enough to grab it. Probably. You could probably just exploit a physics engine glitches and manage it anyway.

If the slime is thick, it is likely dense. If the slime is dense, anything in it will be pretty buoyant (and there maybe additional dilatant properties). If you're quick, you should be able to run across the barrels without them sinking.

Of course, if it's Thixotropic or psuedoplastic...

>>281763
Does the door pop off or can it be shot off? That might work as a paddle. Then a really crazy idea would be to propel ourselves on the door using the minigun (given that it has less mass and drag.)

Break the door off and use it as a paddle.

If that doesn't work... Try jumping across the remaining barrels to get to shore.

>>281777
If we try jumping across the barrels we should hurl the minigun over first, to keep them from sinking as quickly.

>>281774
>>281771
Good thinking, both of you.

Before we get blindsided by being out of ammo, let's throw up an Ammunition Remaining bar on the screen or something

>>281774
I...kind of doubt Henry is going to be able to surf?

Breaking the door off and using it as a paddle's not a bad idea, but the "water"line's pretty damn close to pouring delicious jam searing goo into the pod.

>>281781
this

also, we're in a toxic atmosphere. Congregation is critical. Here's somethign more important:
You need to know what the chem pool is made of.

Use your pod door as a paddle... Or find something organic and see what the chemicals do to it.

Door paddle is better though

Henry 2011/02/15(Tue)23:59 No. 281896 ID: b6c6fc
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Henry manages to break off the door, but in the struggle splashes himself with some toxic goo

Announcer: "Careful! that slime is dangerous"

>>281896
You are a large man with an eyepatch, a little caustic substances cause you no fear. Paddle to the closest shore and drag yourself out.

Is there a puzzle we're supposed to be solving?

>>281896

Paddle carefully and slowly.

Balance your pod better if you can, at that angle things will not go well

Henry 2011/02/16(Wed)11:03 No. 281936 ID: b6c6fc
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Henry pushes through the pain, and despite a few more chemical burns makes it to the other side

Henry's not feeling so good . . .

Announcer: "hell we don't even know everything that in that slime, what ever it is though I can't imagine it being healthy"

There's some on your lip, don't swallow it.
Quickly check the surrounding area, find a tacticly favorable position. See if there are any kind of resources available. If it can take days for the ship to arrive you might need to put down makeshift traps to catch some local critters for food.

>>281936
Shit man, did it eat your shoes too! Try and scrap off any of it you can, maybe use some dust of something, is there anything left of value in that pod? Because I can suddenly see dieing of thirst becoming a bit of a problem on this world.

The cans are just full of that goop right?

It's unlikely you'll survive to the end, especially if you're covered in that stuff. Do the noble thing: try to find a way to prevent the next guy from falling into that stuff. Some kinda barrel raft, or rope across the pool.

>>281940
Next guy is in some other place. They were all sent down planetside at the same time at random locations.

>>281941

Then make some kinda signal so the others can find you. Big fire? Shoot into the sky?

...

That might attract monsters and stuff.

...

Bring it.

>>281936
Spit. Never, ever allow yourself to reflexively swallow. Even if its your own blood or saliva, it may have become contaminated by being near that crap. Try to get away from the pools, there's probably fumes affecting you too.

Throw up. Get that crap out of your digestive tract.

Henry 2011/02/16(Wed)17:16 No. 281973 ID: b6c6fc
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Henry coughs up a large amount of blood, it doesn't seem to help much

How fast can you run? If you can run fast, try to run then jump over pit, if you can run, try the ledge on far left.

>>281973
Move the pole over next to the ledge, so that you can balance and walk across on both the thinl ledge and the pole?

>>281976
Actually, a step further, once the pole and ledge are near each other, move the two metal plates that are bolted together over onto them, you'll have your own little bridge.

>>281976
>>281982
Stop thinking of all the good ideas before I do, damn it

>>281976
>>281982
That sound much better and safer then my idea.

Henry 2011/02/17(Thu)15:18 No. 282116 ID: b6c6fc
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it works!

Henry makes a bridge and safely makes it across

Well turn that corner and see what new dangers await ahead for us.

>>282116
So, Henry, what were you before all of this bullshit, anything interesting? Watcha in for?

Take the pole before you go. Poles are useful.

>>282156
As long as it's clean, sure. No adventurer dare be without a ten-foot pole.

LonelyWorld 2011/02/17(Thu)22:09 No. 282253 ID: b6c6fc
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>>282156
Henry can not carry the pole, both his hands are busy carrying his gun, and it's too big to fit in his pockets

>>282253

He's got elbows, he can pin it in the crook of his arm and carry it that way.

>>282253
The ground there looks quite unsteady, like it would collapse if some porky dude tried to walk over it. Lets leave the gun on the ground here and walk back to the previous obstacle. Bring over the pole and the bridge parts here so we can try to use them to bypass this place as well.

>>282255

That's a good idea.

Henry 2011/02/17(Thu)22:47 No. 282277 ID: b6c6fc
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Henry fails to remake the bridge

>>282277

Plan #2: The Acrobat

Toss your gun over to the other side of the weak ledge, then use the pole to pole vault over the weak area.

You can do it!

>>282277
Slightly problematical. Probe the ledge to see if it might even hold. Then push the gun over first. After which you're going to get down one your belly and crawl over it, hoping that if you distrubute your weight somewhat evenly then it won't collapse.

Fatty making that jump? Sure, let's see it

Suggestion 2011/02/17(Thu)23:30 No. 282289 ID: a7a85a
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Without risking your balance, stomp the obviously weakened ledge so it will crumble.

Use a very small amount of amo to shoot a small indent on either side of the ledge. Place the pole between the new ruts. Carefully lowery yourself into the rock formation that is left after the crumbling. Use your knees to 'walk' across the slope while holding on to the pole.

Your weight will be on the rocks and your balance on the pole.

>>282289
Brilliant.

>>282289
Or stab at the broken parts with the pole until they crumble away and leave a more solid base which can be carefully crawled over.

Henry 2011/02/18(Fri)12:43 No. 282365 ID: b6c6fc
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>>282289
Henry stomps the ground a bunch, but the cliff despite it's cracks seems far too solid

Henry tries a different plan

>>282279
the plan proves effective!

Announcer: "Pinkskin, I would like to take this random moment to congratulate how entertaining you've been so far . . ."

>>282365
Now would be an excellent time to jam the pole upwards violently.

DEFEND YOURSELF

Your pole is your weapon. Violently jab upwards, try to push yourself back some. The ledge is sturdy for the time being, focus on getting some distance. Retrieving your weapon can come once these suckers are dealt with.

>>282365
Jam the pole upwards along the rockface, between the 'thing's mass and the surface it's attached too. If anything the flesh should be softer there along the underside...

AND you may be able to flip the beast out into the toxin pool using your body as a leverage device (you will have to press your body against the stone with the pole on the outside.)

Henry 2011/02/18(Fri)20:45 No. 282487 ID: b6c6fc
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Henry attempts to attack the creature with his pole, it has little effect

Henry: "eeyaaaaarggh!"

Announcer: "oh dear, it seems our poor little pinkskin friend has stumbled upon a CowledFangus! though not native to this world the CowledFangus were brought here as pets by one of the lesser species, the toxic world forced them to grow far more hostile just to survive the harsh environment, it looks like it feels Pinkskins would make a most suitible snack!"

Struggle like hell! Do anything in your power to get out of that fungus!

>>282487
URINATE FURIOUSLY

>>282487
Erh, this would be a REALLY good time to tell us about any phychic/mutant powers you have. Anyhow, uhm... perhaps slam yourself into damn thing, jump against it with all your force?

>>282489
Hell, for all we can hope it's got a lethal allergy to the wrong pH or something I dunno?

Wait, you wouldn't have a HOLDOUT LASER EYE under that patch would you? You know... just becasue you seem like a man of 'mor dakka'.

>>282487
This would be a really good time to be the guy with the grenade.

What are you doing? It's hardly any bigger than you.

All you have to do is EAT IT FASTER THAN IT CAN EAT YOU!

Henry 2011/02/18(Fri)22:59 No. 282525 ID: b6c6fc
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Struggle as he might, Henry simply cannot over power the all encompassing mass of the deadly Fangus

Henry: "MMMHFRGGRAAAGR"

LonelyWorld 2011/02/18(Fri)23:12 No. 282528 ID: b6c6fc
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Announcer: "don't worry pinkskin you'll have the last laugh in the end, all that pudge can NOT be good for it's cholesterol!"

CHOOSE YOUR NEXT PINKSKIN!

I never liked fattie anyway. Well at least we're now more familiar with SOME of the hazards of this world. Still, might be good to find out more of them with someone also expendable... To that end, I nominate Janine One-Arm

>>282528
Midori. Let's see what she can do with a gaping wound.

>>282528
NEITHER Midori NOR Janine.
Our mission is to survive until pickup, and it seems that the pods only open when that person is picked. Since each pod is in a different area we can't gain any pertinent information by throwing people at it.

Lets go with Dominic. He has the least useful weapon and appears to be the most physically fit. Remember that our goal is survival, not completing their objectives.

>>282528
The Black guy. We don't need to waste anyone with a legit weapon when we're just starting out. Plus, he looks like he's the kind of guy that could survive this "jungle".

Dominic.

Domonic the rock johnson.

He doesn't need guns.

(Rose's weapon is by far the most useful in terms of multipurpose... but domonic seems like he's fit and skilled in survival)

>>282528
Dominic, obviously.

>>282528
Rose, lets burninate some shit.

I vote for Peter!

>>282528
I vote for Dominic

>>282528
Domonic indeed.

Domonic

Voting for Dominic.

This is where we will get a smack in the face, revealing that he's in a wheelchair or something.

Domonic!

Domonic 2011/03/24(Thu)12:43 No. 290523 ID: b6c6fc
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Announcer: "I'm afraid you're going to have to be taken off live projection, our show run time has reached it's limit!, don't worry though contestants all your hilarious antics will now be automatically recorded!
see you soon!"

suggest actions for Domonic

>>290523
Did you just crash into a... skyscraper?

Enter.

there be a window below the ledge. Your physically fit enough to swoop down in right?

Admire an advertisement for Maloran Cola (Always Ice Cold!™) on one of those giant-ass billboards.

Domonic 2011/03/24(Thu)19:43 No. 290660 ID: b6c6fc
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>>290524
I gotta get into this place, but how?

>>290591
do I look like a hawk to you? I don't do "swoop"

>>290597
they look like mostly gun adverts, and other war propaganda shit

There appears to be a hatch on the left side of the roof.

You could try sliding down the pipes.

Tear enough fabric to make emergency parachute.
slide down pipe

if you slip off, use parachute to slow landing enough you don't splatter... and only break a bone if it's too bad a landing instead of splattering.

... or you could make the emergency parachute and slip in that hatch

Domonic 2011/03/25(Fri)13:04 No. 290733 ID: b6c6fc
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>>290709
I could probably jump to reach the pipes

>>290665
I don't see how I could make it to that hatch

>>290719
how the hell am I supposed to make a parachute?

>>290733
Climb across that billboard to the hatch.

Domonic 2011/03/25(Fri)20:13 No. 290854 ID: b6c6fc
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Shit! this roof is slick as hell

I gotta remember to murder the fuckhead who's bright idea it was to buff this shit twice a day

>>290854
Try tearing the board material (hopefully some kind of canvas) to lower yourself down towards that hatch.

Also, kinda sucks that you aren't even considered worthy of being on air 'Live', I mean sucks to be in a deathgame at all, but one would hope at least that you get the decency of their attention.

Get as much of your surface area on the roof as you can. The more surface area you have contacting the roof, the more friction, and the better chance of you not falling off.

>>290854
PS there is a little man in the window. Give him a grenade breakfast and hope his weapon is not explodo.

Domonic 2011/03/25(Fri)23:21 No. 290889 ID: b6c6fc
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>>290855
God damned furry assholes, first they don't give me shit all but this one lousy grenade
now the bastards don't even think I'm worth watching die

Furry fucks are all like "his skin just ain't pink enough!" and "he won't be easy enough to hate with out pink skin!" damn racist midgets I swear I'll gut every last one of the little rats

>>290858
one careful slide later
damn I'm good!

>>290889
Open the hatch, then go inside.

Keep repeating Nukem one liners, you'll probably go live soon then.
"Damn, these alien furry bastards are gonna pay for wrecking my ride."
Suddenly realize your true weapon is your mighty foot. Remember your fight and loss with Falcon? Did he teach you the Falcon punch in return for making such an exciting fight and becoming your best friend a few sequels later? That's another weapon added to your repertoire. Then reach through the forth wall and steal your authors sunglasses. Win the game.

Domonic 2011/03/26(Sat)07:50 No. 290922 ID: b6c6fc
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>>290895
Falcon ain't taught me shit
and the second I get out of this shit hole I'm gonna kick his sorry ass

>>290922
Grab sacks. Beat mutant to death with sacks. Do not touch mutant directly and try to avoid getting splattered too much.

...I'm guessing you're not the sneaky type. :V

Pull the pin on one of your grenades and toss it down the stairwell. Hopefully the mutant will wonder what the noise was and then run down.

>>290930
>one of your grenades
>>290889
>one lousy grenade

>>290931
...Ah. Yeah, I missed that.

>>290922
Looks like this is going to have to be a pillowfight, to the death. I suggest a sacktackle from behind and followed by smothering until dead.

>>290922
Man, he's just barfing a corner minding his stupid business. Let's try and sneak past. If he finds use, use mighty foot to him down the stairs, Bulletstorm style.

Domonic 2011/03/26(Sat)16:28 No. 291000 ID: b6c6fc
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Shit. guess I'm really not that sneaky . . .

>>291000
Gunna say, best bet may be stepping to your right a bit then slamming/kicking/boxing him down those stairs, keep the high ground and all.

But try not to get cornered unless you happen to be some kind of wrestling champion. Actually what 'were' you before you changed professions to the 'deathgames gladiator' bracket?

Domonic 2011/03/26(Sat)22:45 No. 291130 ID: b6c6fc
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>>291018
I am a head hunter, the government pays me to take out the trash

I get paid 2 grand for every furry skull I haul in, but hell I'd do it for free.

Grab the knife and make sure the mutant is dead, then head downstairs.

Sweet, a weapon! Wipe off the blood before you do anything with it; that stuff could be infectious.

Stomp his genitalia, or whatever the closest analog is, just to keep him stunned, then acquire knife and 'rinse off' the blade... Thoroughly.

I'd suggest actually ventilating the veins in the interior thigh, has this lovely gravitational drain effect, high pressure, and the benefit of being essentially unable to tourniquet.

P.S. May want to pick up the knife using that cloth from the torn sack, that purple shit looks nasty, best to avoid skin contact.

he's still going down the stairs. Use this time to get the knife, using the cloth to protect your knife hand.

Then execute mutant in a hardboiled manner.

Domonic 2011/03/27(Sun)22:00 No. 291455 ID: b6c6fc
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>>291235
that's no knife, just some sort of dead animal this bastard must've been chewin on

>>291455
Good job taking that one out. Next one, be careful and keep the high ground advantage.

Well, then take that...

Find something with some weight to it that also increases your reach... Going mano a mano with these things is probably not a good idea

>>291455
Repeat the same tactic with the second guy.

Domonic 2011/03/28(Mon)14:41 No. 291541 ID: b6c6fc
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????: "wait you- Krraaaah!"

Domonic: "is that all you got?"

>>291541
I have a bad feeling that these things where once human

...wha? This second one can talk. Stop beating him for a second and ask what the hell's wrong with him.

just keep your feet ready. it's wearing the remains of human style pants and a belt. if it makes any aggressive move then kick it more.

>>291541
Dom I think we've made a mistake. Just hold up a second. The shit here might be mutagenic. They don't look like mutant furries, no tails, nor fur.

How long you think they been dumping humans here on shitworld for their deathgames?

>>291541
Enh, if they were human, you're still doing the merciful thing. Keep on kickin'.

>>291541
The furries conquer species, enslave them, make them strip planets bare of resources, then leave the least cooperative slaves behind on the toxic and barren planets and call them 'reservations'.

"Shit, you can talk? Sorry man, damn furs got me and my buddies in bloodsport. S'got us paranoid."

Domonic 2011/03/28(Mon)20:33 No. 291611 ID: b6c6fc
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????: "Do not kill me! I'm not like the other my mind's yet to twist away!"

hmmm doesn't look like this guys gonna attack me, should I ask him something or just keep moving?

>>291611
So, how's tricks? What do you guys do around here for fun? You got something not horribly mutagenic to eat?

tell him you are watching him, he looks at you like a snack and you gonna rough him up.
then ask what makes you mutate so you can avoid it.

Yes, ask him questions. Like, what he's doing here. How he got mutated. How long it takes to lose your mind.

Well, yer wearen clothes and not eating raw animals so that's points in your favor. I suppose it's all the purple shit here huh? How long you been here, you a deathgamer too?

the purple crap mutates you into a flesh eating thing...

get what you can from him, and then mercy kill him.

>>291631
He's more useful to us as a possible ally and informant rather than dead. Besides, the degeneration likely takes a bit longer than a few hours or days to fuck your mind up completely.

Mercy killing still required at some point...
probably when our newfound ally asks us to kill him in the future in a grimdark "what have i done" moment

>>291611
Ask him what happened here, and what the best way out of here would be.

>>291631
>>291637
It's not a mercy kill if they want to live.

See if he can be a guide, but don't trust him.
Also, find out what happened to him.

Domonic 2011/03/29(Tue)11:00 No. 291676 ID: b6c6fc
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Domonic: "you look like shit man, what happened to you? and how do I make sure it doesn't happen to me?"

????: "I was twisted by the air it self, radiation I think. I was careful to stay away from the ooze, and to stay out of the rain, I would recommend you do the same . . . but it will twist you all the same eventually"

Domonic: "how did this place get so fucked up?"

????: "the Furres were the ones who blasted apart the cities and killed the original inhabitants, but it was the Guilders who poisoned the entire planet

Domonic: "you a deathgamer too?"

????: "No, I was part of a colony that the Furres deported here"

Domonic: "How long you been here?"

????: " . . .ten years . . . I think"

>>291676
Sounds like you should possibly get out of built up areas. It's possible that they got hit more heavily.

okay cool. IF the deathgame guys keep to their word and come back to pick you up then you should be off this rock before you start changing. as long as you are careful. ask about food. if it's just critters that's fine as long as you can cook them first. raw critter can get you sick. and being sick on death planet is a bad idea.

Well you only have to stay, what, a few days before they pick you up and declare the game over? Dont' worry too much about latent radiation

>>291678
A big guy like Dom can stand to be hungry a while. It's drinking water that's the real concern there.

Domonic 2011/03/29(Tue)19:43 No. 291743 ID: b6c6fc
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Domonic: "so how do you get clean food and water around here?"

????: "Food and water are easy enough to find, *cough* but clean stuff now that's hard and more dangerous"

Domonic: "how dangerous?"

????: "too dangerous for any unarmed man to try alone . . . to be honest, I was hoping you would have some food, or at least a purifier"

Domonic: "tough luck on that man"

>>291743
A name would be nice. Tell him that if he sticks with you and makes himself useful you can get him a ride off this rock.

you do have A weapon. which may be of use depending on what is guarding the goods. could also try to find another of your group. rose's flamer would be great against mutant space weeds.

>>291743
They dropped a couple of us all over, not sure if they would be of any use, or if we could even find them, but if we can, our chances go waaay up.

Guess if we could find Henry... well, what's left of him, I mean, he had a minigun, this place is going to be hell isn't it?

What does the mutation do to you, I mean, how do most of them act?

Domonic: Strip naked, those clothes won't help you anyway, and your massive muscles will scare off any potential hostiles.

>>291891
No.

LonelyWorld 2011/03/30(Wed)14:08 No. 291901 ID: b6c6fc
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Domonic: "by the way, I'm Domomic Kolwall You got a name?"

????: "Lar, Lar Benson"

Domonic: "Okay Lar, I've got a bunch of friend who might have crashed near here, all of them armed, did you see any other pods come down?"

Lar: "No, I only saw yours. perhaps we might meet up with one or two but-"

Domonic: "Wait something happening down there"

there appears to be some sort of commotion going on at the bottom of the stairs . . . and who ever it is doesn't sound friendly.

>>291897
Fine, shirtless then.

take out grenade and look down. be ready to pull pin and drop it on the commotion.

>>291901
Determine source of riot, it could be a band of the more goulishly degraded individuals who want a taste of pure untainted flesh, but lets not throw our 'one' grenade until we have gotten a rundown on the situation.

well sure. saying if it's a GROUP of monsters then a grenade would be perfect.

No big, they're probably just eating the dead guy.

Domonic 2011/03/31(Thu)00:22 No. 292103 ID: b6c6fc
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looks like there's three of em,

I could take them all out with the grenade easy

Do it. This is probably the best use you'll realistically be able to make of the grenade.

Ask your lumpy friend if loud noises will bring a million of them first. Also how dangerous they are to non lumpy people.

good point. yeah, ask if a really loud bang will make them swarm.

THEY'RE EATING HIM!
AND THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

but seriously they're eating their own.

He's behind you now? Prepare to be shoved down the stairs.

>>292108
This.

>>292108
Probably wise.

>>292120
Probably. :V

Domonic 2011/03/31(Thu)09:39 No. 292162 ID: b6c6fc
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Domonic: "Lar will this grenade attract the attention of all the other lumpy men in the area?"

Lar: "No, my once brethren tend to fear and hide from the sounds of thunder and loud noises, it is an animalistic trait they have devolped"

Throw the damn thing already!

>>292162
Right, lob it. I kind of doubt we'd live to regret it later if we didn't.

Best to use resources when the opportunity presents itself than to hoard it and die before using it.

Domonic 2011/03/31(Thu)12:26 No. 292218 ID: b6c6fc
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. . . I don't think they'll be causing much more of a problem

nice. go down. is that a tire in the top left corner?

Go down and scope out the room.

Domonic 2011/03/31(Thu)19:56 No. 292400 ID: b6c6fc
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>>292237
that's more than a tire man, it's a whole damn wheel

>>292266
there appears some crates down here, what ever's in them smells like shit
also there's a black couriers bag
and a couple large bottles of some sort of liquid

there's only one door leaving this room

Pick up the tire, your new weapon.

>>292400
Check in the bag, and wave some of the fumes of the liquid towards your nose to smell it.

Don't go around sniffing weird liquids on a poison garbage planet, I mean really. Try asking your new friend what it is instead.

it's probably the most common form that water has taken on this planet.

Domonic 2011/04/01(Fri)15:44 No. 292688 ID: b6c6fc
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>>292401
the wheel is too big to pick up

Domonic: "Hey Lar, this bag yours?"

Lar: "uh no . . . it's odd I didn't notice it when I came in, I'm usually rather sharp when it comes to finding salvage . . . is there anything in it?"

Domonic: "some sort of alien tool with a bunch of lenses. What about you, find anything out about the boxes?"

Lar: "I think the boxes once contained food, but whatever it is, it is too foul for even my more deranged fellows to eat . . . the liquid appears to be a cleaning fluid . . . also I noticed what appears to be a trap door leading further down"

>>292688
Bunch of lenses? Try looking through them.

>>292688
Trapdoor down sounds more promising that blasted, toxic landscape full of mutants, to be honest.

>>292688
Investigate tool.

neat. investigate tool. maybe it's a fur laser gun?

Domonic 2011/04/01(Fri)19:50 No. 292886 ID: b6c6fc
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>>292705
it's got a handle some buttons and three slots

>>292701
they're distorted of something can't see shit through em, each one's got a different weird pattern in the corner

>>292714
well if the Furres did make this things, it's worthless to me

>>292886
Oh, sweet. Looks like a special effects light. Kinda useless in the current situation but badass if you were a techie for a play.

I'm not sure... try putting in the first lens and turning it on. Point it at a wall.

i think it's a hologram emitter. put the lenses in a1 b2 c3 and try all the buttons.

Aren't those guilder markings on the side of it?

>>293097
oh yeah, good catch. in that case it was totally made by humans.

Domonic 2011/04/02(Sat)10:00 No. 293142 ID: b6c6fc
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now let's see I can get this to work

Lar: "Careful! those are Guilder markings!"

Domonic: "Ya? so what?"

Lar: "Guilder technology is very dangerous! it's likely to explode or shatter if used improperly!"

>>293142
The proper order is painted on the wall a little ways up the stairs. I can't tell what it is too well, but it looks like pattern C nested in pattern B.

Can we get a close up of the lenses? It's hard to make out the markings from the first view.

>>293142
two possible uses.
laser gun
holographic projector

see if there's any documentation or stuff on it. I have yet to see an engineer make something without documentation

>>293149
That's right. Yeah, let's do B+C.

...unless there's more of that symbol we can't see from this angle.

Domonic 2011/04/02(Sat)15:23 No. 293269 ID: b6c6fc
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>>293183
doesn't look like there's an instruction manual, just the device and lenses

>>293150
can't really tell much more about em

Yeah, then it looks like the proper fitting would be C1B2A3 OR C1A2B3. Remember to point it away from you.

I don't think we should use lens A at all.

I don't think we should touch this at all full-stop for now. We can play lenses when we're either in a dire if-it-blows-us-up-we-were-going-to-die-anyway corner, or if we're stupendously lucky enough to find someone else who isn't full mutant and has more brains than muscles.

hmmm... sure. pack it up and maybe we can find someone who knows what the hell it is.

LonelyWorld 2011/04/02(Sat)21:47 No. 293405 ID: b6c6fc
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Announcer: "by the gods! are you still not dead yet? let us switch automatic recording to someone more interesting before the audience dies of boredom."

CHOOSE YOUR PINKSKIN!

Okay let's go to Peter and have him crouch in a bush for three days.

yeah sure. peter sounds good. snipers are good at waiting.

Sure, Peter.

>>293405
I like this plan. Hopefully he's trained for his weapon.

I don't get why you guys aren't dying to see Midori and Janine in action again.

>>293407
Oh god, yes, this.

>>293413
They're dying?

>>293409
Then again, we don't know he's a sniper. For all we know he's a chef, and they just handed him a sniper rifle and said "Get your ass in there."

LonelyWorld 2011/04/03(Sun)15:45 No. 293591 ID: b6c6fc
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elsewhere on the planet, a lone Pinkskin is left in the empty wilderness

>>293591
Mysteriously open an upgrade menu, build towers, defend your position.Magically earn money from killing things.

Better question though: how good are you at tracking and navigation?
Cause if you're proficient, I'd like you to wait until nightfall, and begin trekking eastward.

Naturally when our plan is to hide under a bush, what does he do? MAKE LAND DEVOID OF BUSHES!

Well then, at least we have a long line of sight on any possible threats coming up to us, as well as a weapon capable of utilizing such range.

Anyway, Peter, give us a quick rundown of your background and any applicable skills you might have.

>>293591
...This is all your fault guys

Head in the direction of the nearest geographical feature.

can you roll your pod so the doorway is sideways with the hinge facing upward? make it likea hut and need to wait until it's cooler, trekking accross the desert in the middle of the day is nuts.

>>293605
Fairly sensible.

also spend some time checking around every 10 minutes or so.

Cause knowing how these people are, they're not gonna just throw you in a tame desert
eg: scan horizon for crazy ass monsters

>>293605
Sounds good, but remember to walk without rhythm, don't want to call the sandworms.

>>293635
that pod just survived a crashlanding.
there's no way a measly sand worm would be able to breach a spacepod as strong as that.

hell, if it's large and eats it, he'll just have to stay in there for a while until it exits. Then he has access to sandworm tunnels

Peter 2011/04/03(Sun)22:12 No. 293739 ID: b6c6fc
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Peter: this should make a fine shelter to wait out the day!

Shoot anything that moves.

LonelyWorld 2011/04/03(Sun)22:28 No. 293743 ID: b6c6fc
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Peter is waiting . . .

CHOOSE A NEW PINKSKIN!

I pick Rose.

yes, let's go with rose.

Rose!

We're gonna heat this quest up.

Yup, Rose.

Rose. We'll show those furfags what 'yiff in Hell' means. *shakes fist*

>>293771
...probably not, actually, since I doubt there are many Astranians on this planet.

Rose 2011/04/04(Mon)09:22 No. 293779 ID: b6c6fc
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a pinkskin opens her pod door to find herself immersed in utter darkness

>>293779
Ignite end of flamer, use TINY FLAME to reveal surroundings

>>293780

Inb4 room full of TNT or gas :3c

Whoa whoa, don't turn on your flamer until making sure you won't ignite fumes or something. What's it smell like? Also, can you hear anything? What's the temperature?

Just give us a full sensory readout.

>>293779
One of the few possible wasy a drop pod could be in that kind of darkness is if it's night where you are.
Search around the pod to see if there's light coming in from the path it took. Consider sleeping until dawn.

we could also be sinking in toxic muck and trying to leave the pod will result in falling in. flame on.

Rose 2011/04/04(Mon)12:15 No. 293813 ID: b6c6fc
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>>293780
Rose: My flamethrower can't produce a tiny flame, I can do short bursts however

>>293782
Rose: I can smell the odor of foul chemicals, I don't think it's gas though . . . I can also hear the sound of dripping water

>>293785
it is pitched black here, seems a little too dark for night, but then again I don't know this planet

*CREaak

Rose: Woah, this pod doesn't feel very stable!

okay, make some light.

Shoot a burst upwards.

Natural gas doesn't smell :<
Still, chancing an explosion is almost certainly better than trying to move around blindly, especially if the pod isn't stable. Small burst up, look around.

>>293813
*facepalm
there should be a tiny flame on the end that lights expelled gas

but light would be good now

Primary objective: find a safe place
Sub Objective: find more dependable light source (torch, etc...)

>>293823
Yeah, LonelyWorld man, you never seen Aliens? That bitching flamethrower-assaultrifle definitely had a flame at the end which ignited the stream of flammable gas from the fuel tank.

Oh wait, I figured it out why it isn't on. Switch the on/off button on the flamethrower.

>>293827
It's called a pilot light.

BTW, since LW is apparently not so well-versed in firearms, I'd just like to note that flamethrower fuel will stick to whatever it hits and burn for several minutes before dying down. Just pointing that out so we don't end up having to waste ammo firing every turn.

Rose 2011/04/04(Mon)16:01 No. 293882 ID: b6c6fc
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*foooom*

. . .

*Creeeak!, Crack*

Rose: huh did the pod move?

OhgodarethoseTEETH!WHHYYYYYYY~

Not teeth, rocks! There's a chasm, get off the pod, to your left!

Jump left, the pods going off a cliff.

Or, since the pod is round, lean against the left wall and roll it over safely onto its side before crawling out. Less dramatic, but when chasms are involved, sometimes that's a good thing.

>>293891
Yeah, survival is priority number one. Being flashy and endangering yourself is what the AssTrainIans want.

yeah, lean on the door so it rolls into a better position.

>>293891
>>293891
I agree, let's not do anything hasty here. Thrusting out of the pod would undoubtedly push it right off the cliff.

Rose 2011/04/04(Mon)17:30 No. 293913 ID: b6c6fc
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Rose has little time to think when when the pod tumbles off the edge of the cliff.

The pinkskin makes a desperate jump to her left and barely grabs onto the stone ledge.

Down below a distant splash can be heard as the pod strikes water.

phew. get up and let your heart stop beating a mile a minute.

Climb yo' ass up, giiiirrrrl!

>>293913
Climb up, get to steady ground.

LonelyWorld 2011/04/04(Mon)21:45 No. 293980 ID: b6c6fc
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the pinkskin is able to climb up to safety

What's that flammable stuff? See if you can break off a chunk and hold it safely so you have a light.

hmm... ways to go are cave or along the ledge... needa good steady light for ether otherwise we could walk into something bad.

>>293982
Flamethrower fuel.

>>293980
Fire another short burst to your left.

Rose 2011/04/05(Tue)12:08 No. 294106 ID: b6c6fc
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>>293989
Rose: well since I don't have that . . .

*foooom*

>>294106
Crevice it is, then.

And keep with the little bursts less we stumble into something hungry and tentacular in the dark.

>>294107
You're right, if that happens we want to catch every second of it

You're going to have to fire at the ground near the entrance of the tunnel and hope that the tunnel is short enough to get through with just that.

>>294106
no we are not throwing fire the entire time
we will work in bursts and crawling while checking ahead
we sure as hell don't wanna run out of gas

Get into that opening there. Explore!

Find another light source as soon as possible. One of the ways flamethrowers are dangerous is their ability to suck up all the air in an enclosed space.

Rose 2011/04/05(Tue)20:39 No. 294237 ID: b6c6fc
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the pinkskin travels through the passage

if you go to the lower ledge can you get back up? make sure before you try.

I wonder if that purple stuff is flammable

>>294240
if it where it wouldnt stay flammable for long.

anyway chemical harzard on fire will just make it more hazardous.

Run away! Look at those two mysterious tube things, they are probably a monster. Last time something slightly shifted it was a monster, and those two tubes look like they have the capacity to shift slightly.

Instead run backwards, jump, and shoot the flamethrower like a jetpack to get extra propulsion across.

>>294252
uhhhh... i don't think a flamer can do that. aslo checking if ledge can be come back up means she needs to get closer to the ledge which would make the monster move if is one. if so then we can leave.

>>294237
Looks like standard tube things instead of a monster. If it is just standard tube things, it looks like the only thing we can make a bridge out of, so pull it out. I pray it's made of stable material. There should be plenty of gravel or some rocks to work as weights to keep the tubes from turning, or try your best to make some V-ish cut grooves in the rock to place it in.

Rose 2011/04/06(Wed)11:01 No. 294383 ID: b6c6fc
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>>294238
Rose: the lower level looks uneven, and I'll have to watch my step, but I should have no problem getting back up

>>294255
if that thing is a monster it's real good at not moving

>>294383
That waterfall looks delicious. You should taste it.

No. It's toxic waste... I wonder if those steel beams are worth any good. The one on the shore below

Under no circumstances should you touch the purple stuff. Attempt to pull up the pipes.

>>294387
WITHOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING

also toss a rock in the liquid so you can see how it reacts.

>>294398
Let's not splash about the toxic goop. We know stuff sinks in it.

Pull up the metal beams or whatever they are if possible from just holding the clean ends.

Rose 2011/04/07(Thu)00:54 No. 294651 ID: b6c6fc
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Rose: *huff, huff* it's going to be really hard to maneuver them any more with out getting chemicals on me

test if goo on tube burns.

If we start burning goo try to avoid inhaling the smoke, it may be toxic.

A few questions to help us understand the exact nature of the situation:

What consistency is the goop?

Are you carrying anything other than the flamethrower and your clothing?

Before you pulled up the pipe, did it feel like it was resting on the bottom? Or was the end that was against the rock supporting most of the weight?

How agile are you?

LonelyWorld 2011/04/07(Thu)17:48 No. 294838 ID: b6c6fc
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>What consistency is the goop?
Rose: it's like mud, thin in some place chunk in others

>Before you pulled up the pipe, did it feel like it was resting on the bottom? Or was the end that was against the rock supporting most of the weight?
Rose: I think it was resting against the rocks

>Are you carrying anything other than the flamethrower and your clothing?
Rose: nope that's pretty much it

>How agile are you?
Rose: I wouldn't count Agility as one of my key skills, but I'm in decent shape, problem is it's really hard to balance while carrying this heavy tank on my back

...hmm. I think there's only one safe option here. Remove your shirt and wrap your arms and hands with it, then maneuver the pipe to go across the muck.

Then you throw your backpack across first, and tightrope walk over the pipe. You'll get some muck on your shoes but that should be fine.

Oh and use that other thing to wedge the pipe so it doesn't roll all over the place.

Maybe try using the small piece to support the long piece in a lever setup. After you put the long piece on top slide it across the gap.

Suggestion 2011/04/07(Thu)18:11 No. 294849 ID: 0d9cc4
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Maybe this will make more sense

Trying to tightrope across is doomed to failure. A more sane plan: pole vault. It's actually much easier.

>>294977
With the weight of the fuel tank on her back? Practically impossible. Not to mention even without it she'd need to have some background in pole vaulting in high school or something... wait a minute

Rose, were you a great pole vaulter back in your high school or college days?

Try to lift the backpack over with the pole, don't throw it, then pole vault over. I agree, a balancing acts seems much iffier.

No, drop the backpack close to the edge, straps up, then pole vault across. scrape as much horrible goo off as possible on the edges of the rocks, then lift the backpack and slide it towards you.

Rose 2011/04/08(Fri)10:18 No. 295033 ID: b6c6fc
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>Remove your shirt and wrap your arms and hands with it
Rose: I'm not wearing a shirt, this is a one piece jumpsuit . . .

>>294995
Rose: this sounds like a good plan but it's going to be very hard to do without touching the chemicals on the pipe

>>295033
Burn the chemicals off the pipe with the flamethrower, or wipe them off with your sleeve, then move it to the upper ledge, create a 'bridge'. Crawl across the bridge, don't tightrope. You should hopefully make it.

>>295033
You mean you don't have a cliche, sexy tank-top under that jumpsuit? What the hell, that's standard prisoner stuff! Oh man, are the Astranians going to have to answer for this horrific deviation from standard protocol to the board of imprisonment... on top of inhumanly treatment of POW's of course.

No seriously, these people are monstrous. If Solars win this motherfucking war the REPRIMANDS ARE GOING TO BE SO FIERCE! All right, try your best to scrape most of the goo off with various rock edges around the cavern. It's harder and inefficient than cloth but it'll get the job done.

>>295034
Burning it off sounds good but I want to go with my plan again.

Note: the pipe will be very hot after the fire treatment. Let it cool down.

>>295033
Scrape it against the edges of the rocks.

If you go with the burning idea, move the pipes away from the main body of sludge. This way if the chemical are flammable then the fire wont jump. Also, if the sludge is extreme corrosive/acidic, burning it will not necessarily take away this property as it burns. This would make for dangerous breathing hazard.