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377607 No. 377607 ID: 16a987
This is a short quest to get used to my new toy. Graphic style will probably change as I get used to my pad

>You wake up face flat on the cold icy floor. Your breath is white like small clouds... You don't know where you are or what happened.

-___
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No. 377610 ID: ed57e8
examine room.
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No. 377611 ID: 252e1b
Examine self for injuries, identification, or tools. If none are apparent, examine your clothes for makers marks or logos.
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No. 377621 ID: 16a987
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377621
>>377610
>The room is made of ice. I'm trapped in this cell, the bars are also made of ice...

>>377611
>You are the Coffee Princess. You are uninjured, but you've lost your Royal Saber. You can't leave without it. Your clothes are devoid of logos since they were woven especially for you by the royal tailor.
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No. 377624 ID: a9ba96
>Themed Princess
>Imprisoned in a chamber of Ice

Oh buy, I think I know what time it is
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No. 377626 ID: ed57e8
examine the bars for cracks.
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No. 377633 ID: 16a987
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>>377626
>The Bars are made of thick ice, they are far from perfect, covered in cracks some are very deep.
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No. 377634 ID: af25e0
Try to squeeze between the bars.
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No. 377636 ID: 6f1d54
Wave to Gunther.
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No. 377640 ID: ed57e8
try shaking the bars near a big crack
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No. 377645 ID: 16a987
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377645
>>377640
>You shake the icy bars at a weak point breaking a bar in half, Which reminds you: double check bar strength of own dungeon.

>>377634
>You squeeze through the gap made by the broken bar and are freed from your cell. Now you must find your Saber and make it out of this dungeon.

>>377640
>You wave to the penguin

-Why hello there Miss Gunther. How are thou?

-Wenk
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No. 377658 ID: af25e0
Have a quick glance out the window.
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No. 377663 ID: 14428f
>>377645
Can You take a section of the broken ice bar as a blunt weapon? It's better than nothing while finding your saber. Unless you have sweet kicks. Then go with sweet kicks.
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No. 377671 ID: 8490bc
Acquire Miss Gunther.
Equip Miss Gunther.
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No. 377679 ID: bdb3f8
>>377645
Careful there miss, Gunther is an unpredictable beast who at least theoretically works for your captor. Better be nice.
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No. 377682 ID: e3f578
Gunther is the real villain of this quest
no doubt
That penguin is the most evil, vile thing one can lay eyes on. I dread the day it actually does something to our favorite heroes. But they're not here now.

Man, fuck swords and why you can't leave without it. Leave without it. Princesses use their fists and attitude as weapons.
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No. 377683 ID: 7c31d2
All the penguins are Gunther, how do we know this is the ultimately evil one?
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No. 377721 ID: 0adc60
SEXY TIME
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No. 377746 ID: 16a987
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>>377658
>You peer out the window, the view is rather pretty from here... You appear to be in the Ice kingdom.
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No. 377752 ID: 16a987
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>>377663
>You cant really kick in this dress... But yes your kicks are pretty sweet. You grab the broken bar as a blunt weapon.

>>377679
>>377682
>You decide to avoid Gunther seeing how she might work for your captors.

>Were you to return without your Royal Family Saber, Oh the dishonor it would bring for loosing it... You'd likely be striped of your rank, or worst sold to an evil king for pocket change... No you must find it.

>>377721
>We'll have plenty of time for that back home. You dread to think your captors seek such time... No we must escape, But how?
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No. 377786 ID: be60b8
does the room you are in right now has a door? if yes, club it until it open
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No. 377798 ID: 16a987
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377798
>>377786
>You find a door and smash it open... the next room over seems to be some kind of kitchen... There are two doors other than the one you smashed open. A voice calls out from the room behind you.

-Honey I'm home... Hehe... It's funny cause I'm gonna marry you... Wait where'd you go? Gunther did you let her out?!

>Oh no! Your captor's returned, what do you do?

-___
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No. 377801 ID: 453e62
is the oven big enough to fit in? it's made of ice so i highly doubt it's ever used.
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No. 377811 ID: 16a987
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>>377801
>You Hop in the oven before he notices you, It's dark, cold and cramped...

-Now where is that girl? Coffee Princess... Where are you..? Oh I can't wait to drink her coffee hair... Ehh... Whats this? The oven's leaking?! Better call a plumber.

>You hear the man walk out
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No. 377814 ID: 453e62
pop out and pick a random door between the two unopened ones. since you don't know which way is better.
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No. 377816 ID: 2be5ee
>>377811
QUICKLY, SMACK HIS HEAD WITH ROD
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No. 377819 ID: f70e5e
that's probably the guy who kidnapped you. he's turned his back, strike now!
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No. 377827 ID: 16a987
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>>377814
>You Leap from your hiding place and dash towards the first door you see... This room's a dead end, The Ice king's inside.

-Heh? Princess!

>>377816
>>377819
>You leap up high and bring the rod down hard on his head!

-*huff* Not as much finesse as a fine sword but... Well it get's the job done

>The IceKing's is out cold.

-___
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No. 377828 ID: c0e69a
Take his crown (it's his source of power!) and hide it somewhere.
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No. 377831 ID: e3f578
Yes yes yes take it and wear the crown
Become evil Frappuccino Princess plus beard
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No. 377835 ID: becb83
and don't forget the tea bagging
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No. 377840 ID: f70e5e
don't just leave him there, either tie him up or finish him off.
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No. 377905 ID: 16a987
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377905
>>377828
>>377831
>You perch the crown on your head. A cold wave glistens down your body, filling you with power.

-Stop right there Ice King!
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No. 377907 ID: 0d7a83
>>377905
wait what does this make you now? The Ice Tea Queen?
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No. 377908 ID: 16a987
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377908
-That's not the Ice King silly, that's the Coffee Princess *Gasp!* And she murdered the Ice king!

-How dare you kill somebody?! Quickly Jake we have to stop her!

-___
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No. 377909 ID: 453e62
"he's not dead! i just knocked him out for being a creep."
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No. 377912 ID: bdb3f8
oh man, iced coffee is so much better than regular coffee way to go princess.
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No. 377921 ID: f70e5e
say
"from doing what exactly? all I did was knock out my kidnapper and steal the source of his power"
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No. 377954 ID: 16a987
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377954
>>377921
>>377909
-from doing what exactly? all I did was knock out my kidnapper and steal the source of his power

-Wait what?

-he's not dead! i just knocked him out for being a creep.

-Oh okay then... Is there anything we adventurers can help you with?

-Power
-Love
-home
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No. 377957 ID: 995f9d
>>377954
Help finding the saber?
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No. 377958 ID: 7c31d2
Help kidnapping princesses
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No. 377959 ID: f70e5e
lets stick to finding the saber.
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No. 377966 ID: 453e62
explain you need to find your royal saber.
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No. 377968 ID: 6f1d54
Coffee Princess: Fall under the influence of the magic powers of the Ice Crown and become the Iced Coffee Queen
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No. 377971 ID: e3f578
(Is this pre- or post-Finn and Jake watches Ivan Petrovic's video? They should be a little concerned that she's wearing it unless they're being kinda dumb and forgetful)

Get that saber. In fact, raid the contraband cabinet. There's got to be loads of free shit.
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No. 378001 ID: 16a987
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378001
>>377957
>>377959
>>377966
>>377971
>you explain that you must find your Royal Saber and that they should help you look. The agile adventurers jump to work looking for your sword.

>They look high...
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No. 378003 ID: 16a987
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378003
>And they look low...
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No. 378008 ID: 16a987
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378008
>Until eventually the sword was returned...

-Your sword madam...

-Thank you young man... You've made your self of great help. I do how ever need your help for but one more thing...

-Home
-Love
-Power
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No. 378009 ID: 7c31d2
Power! Also, get him to help you steal some princes/princesses
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No. 378010 ID: e3f578
Power
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No. 378011 ID: 453e62
home. you need to get back to your princessing. and i doubt the ice king is much of a threat anymore.
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No. 378023 ID: c460ad
Home.
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No. 378048 ID: 1b0f2f
Love. We are totally macking on this guy.
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No. 378061 ID: a2fa74
>>378008
Love!
NotFinn is completely sweet on her, so we should totally give them a happy ending.

She's a double-princess now. She doesn't need power.
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No. 378114 ID: affe26
POWER.
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No. 378116 ID: d911e9
>>378114
POWEWR!!!
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No. 378157 ID: e3aff6
Home
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No. 378158 ID: 8d34af
Secret inner anser - POWER
Oh delicious power. No more kidnappings. If you can just keep that crown then you can fulfil all your desires!

Public answer - LOVE
Time to make your move on that sexy Biscuit Princess. You were always meant to be together, right? There's no point in staying around here.
This kid seems the kind of guy who gets shit done. You could make promote him to a coffee knight for his aid in finding the sword.
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No. 378161 ID: f70e5e
i think we can combine power and home, just take the ice king back with you. that way the coffee kingdom will be able to annex the ice kingdom with great ease and he won't be kidnapping anymore princess. if you play your card right you might end up running the coffee kingdoms new territory. just be sure to take the crown off if you start getting the urge to kidnap a princess of your own.
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No. 378166 ID: 6b0689
>>378161
this
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No. 378168 ID: cf49fc
ULTIMATE POWER.
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No. 378352 ID: 16a987
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378352
>Power! yes... We must have it... We will! But how and under what form? What ever it may be we will have all of it! Muahahaha!..

-Eum... Princess? What is it you need my help for?

-___
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No. 378359 ID: f70e5e
you just captured the ice king, and stole his crown. swipe his kingdom.
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No. 378360 ID: 3c585f
>>378351
that jerk candy princess is always bragging about how she's tastiest. but soon we'll show her!

all we need now is the milk kingdom's power and we will have all the power of coffee ice cream!
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No. 378366 ID: 1854db
Ask him to... help you decide what to do with the Ice King. Banishment? Imprisonment? Servitude?
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No. 378376 ID: e3f578
We must conscript the ICE KINGDOM
Nip this conflict in the bag
NO longer will the Ice King be able to kidnap princesses if he has no subjects or power!
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No. 378380 ID: 4f6150
>>378360
2nding getting together with the milk kingdom. The coffee ice cream potential should be harnessed for fun and profit the greater good.

Also perhaps the penguins would be willing to switch allegiance. Anyone around that can speak to penguins?
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No. 378444 ID: c0e69a
>>378376
Before we can annex another kingdom, we must become a Queen!
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No. 378448 ID: f70e5e
we should stay good though, or at least keep the appearance of staying good. evil rulers tend to have relatively short life spans. that said, lets ask for help securing the ice kingdom, for the good of its residents of course. anarchy is bad and the ice king was a terrible ruler so us taking over really is for the best.
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No. 378723 ID: 16a987
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378723
>>378366
-euh.. yes, I need your help deciding the ice kings fate... Should he be imprisoned? Exiled... or made to servitude perhaps?..

-Banishment! No Imprisoned! Nonono Imprisonment where ever he was banished to!

-Service. He should work off his crimes... Charity work you know?

-Very well, I shall put him to good use. I can take care of things from here... May I call for you if I need help?

-Yeah sure, We'll always be here to help!

>The boy and his dog take their leave through the window...

>>378376
>>378380
>>378359
>You turn to the humble miss Gunther...

-Miss Gunther... I am conscripting this kingdom, as of now it is mine... Will you comply?

-Wenk!

-good to hear, As of now I am naming you Baroness of the Ice kingdom. Make sure the former Iceking understands his place. He works for YOU now...

-WENK~♥

>>>378360
>Yes... The next kingdom to fall under our reign shall be the land of milk... But first... That Bonbon princess... I'll capture her like a fort! Besides it's on the way...
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No. 378725 ID: f70e5e
lets not capture any princesses. we just saw why that's a bad idea. if we want to gain power lets be smart about it. that probably means going slow, but it beats getting killed. the best plan would be to consolidate the ice kingdom and then attempt to make alliances with at least one other kingdom, that would leave you in charge of a large enough power block to just conquer everyone without bothering with the whole princess kidnapping thing.
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No. 378728 ID: 453e62
why would we capture her? capturing doesn't get us anything unless you marry them.
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No. 378729 ID: 4f6150
Why needs to conquer by force when you're naturally full bodied, aromatic and best served HOT!

You should quickly make sure things are under control in the Ice Kingdom before heading out to the nearest ball or other royal event to announce your rise as a new force. Perhaps they can be reasoned into joining you? Also a perfect chance to get close to Bonbon.
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No. 378864 ID: 16a987
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>>378725
>>378728
-Why would I kidnap a princess?! W... Why do I want to?.. I must be going crazy... besides who'd want all that sweet, fluffy, curves and adorable face... No! I want power! World domination... Erh... I've got a headache...

>>378729
-*Blush* Why thank you... But... I don't think I could do anything... Like that... Am I talking to myself?!


>You check up on the Ice king... He's not gonna be happy about this... Gunther seems confident about her new position... You leap out the window and sail with your new found powers.

>There is a ball in Midtown today... Plenty of important figures are gonna be there...
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No. 378868 ID: f70e5e
power starts with yourself, if you don't have power over yourself you can not truly hold any power. the crown is affecting your mind, it is robbing you of your power over yourself. land and take it off. you already stand to control two kingdoms given time and proper political maneuvering. risking it all by using something that robs you of self control is foolish.
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No. 378869 ID: 453e62
have your top wizards find a way to get the crowns powers without the crazy mind shit.
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No. 378966 ID: 4f6150
Nah, just roll with it. You've just managed to come out on top of a very stressful and dangerous situation. Some side effects are to be expected. Surely you'll feel more like yourself if you get to be in a more princess-like environment.

The main problem is that the crown seems so easy to steal. Can anything be done about THAT?
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No. 378972 ID: 16a987
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378972
>>378868
>Land in a forest, It's calm and no one is around... You remove the crown for an instant to clear your mind.

-AAAAaahhhh!!!

>You hurl the golden crown to ground screaming in fear!

-No... nonono that's not me... That isn't me! I don't want to... I don't want power, I don't want to kidnap my friends! It's not me it isn't...

>Tears run down your cheek as you stare at the evil crown...

-_ _ _
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No. 378973 ID: 3fd4fb
>>378972
Well, you have to use it at least a little bit more- with its power you should be able to transport yourself to someone trustworthy and strong who can either destroy it or seal it away, so that no one else is controlled by its sinister magics as you (and presumably the ice king before you) were. You can't go wandering around powerless in the middle of the forest; that would be dangerous and the crown might fall into untrustworthy hands.
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No. 378974 ID: f70e5e
don't put the crown back on, but your can't just leave it lying there. its powerful and evil, it must be either contained or destroyed. do you know the way to the nearest settlement?
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No. 378976 ID: 528bf9
where's your royal saber!?!
If you still have it, smash the evil crown! Break it! Cut it into peices with your sword or crush it under your sweet kicks!
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No. 378985 ID: 1b0f2f
Turn it into a harmless little flea! Then put that flea in a box! Then put that box inside another box! Then mail it to yourself and... SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
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No. 378989 ID: 4f6150
Bet you NEED it. Perhaps you could reforge it into something you only use. Like a tool.

A crown makes you a king, but a hammer doesn't make you a carpenter.
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No. 378991 ID: 14428f
>>378972

By the way, those two adventurers have had plenty of opportunities to destroy or seal away the Ice King's crown. At the very least they could take it with them so that he has to come get it back.

They never do.

In fact events would suggest they just...give it back to him.
There's gotta be a reason for this.
Maybe it's the devil you know. You know?

Also, use your saber to slit the sides of your dress. Sweet kick access granted.

With that and your saber you should be fine even without ice power.
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No. 379016 ID: cf49fc
>>378985
Do this. I love that movie.
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No. 379019 ID: d14d3e
>>378991
>Also, use your saber to slit the sides of your dress.

Yesssss
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No. 379039 ID: 16a987
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379039
>>378991
>You cut your dress down the leg giving you access to your legs. You can now both run and kick.

>>378974
>The nearest settlement is not to far away, you saw it as you flew moments ago.
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No. 379042 ID: 784dcc
YOU PUT THAT CROWN BACK ON RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY
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No. 379044 ID: 16a987
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379044
>>378989
-I do not need that evil thing... Nor do I need power or kingdoms... I'll put an end to this folly.

>>378976
>>378985
>>378974
>You kneel down, holding the crown between your knees... You lift your holy saber high and focus on the target at hand.

>>379042
-Be quiet demon crown, I shalt send the back from wens thou came!

>You strike the golden ornament breaking it clear in two
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No. 379045 ID: 16a987
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379045
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No. 379048 ID: 14428f
>>379045
Whoa, don't do that! There could be unforeseen-

I really shouldn't have gone off to have that sandwich before giving advice.

Uh, new advice. Run, don't walk to the nearest settlement. Before you become a frozen coffee treat.
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No. 379049 ID: f70e5e
and this is why powerful cursed objects are best dealt with by experts. best case scenario that's just an uncontrolled release of magic, worse case scenario you just unleashed some sort of super powerful ice monster.
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No. 379061 ID: 10c91d
At least take it with you!... Pretty please?
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No. 379063 ID: e3f578
ugh, please, you could have been the guardian of that thing
the person that suffered its evil affliction for the sake of others, true, you would grow powerful, but if you held onto your evil greed for power instead or princesses, you could unite the land
And be the villain Ooo desrves
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No. 379075 ID: 16a987
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379075
>>379049
>You look up past and beyond the frozen mist. There stands a massive being of ice and darkness...

-Thou arth a fool to think killing me so easily... I will crush you, and then I'll retake all of Ooo!

>>379048
>If you run to the village it will put it in danger, but you may find help.

>>379063
>Your right, I should of burdened my self with its affliction... But now it's out... What now? Flee? Or slay the beast...

-_ _ _
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No. 379083 ID: 528bf9
FIGHT! Put your blade to his skin and see wich is harder! Melt his heart and his body with your burning hot coffee vengence! And if all fails you might have to use... That techneak...
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No. 379087 ID: 3fd4fb
>>379075
Can you reasonably slay it? If you've got any sort of chance, you'll have to take it- this was your mess, you have a responsibility to clean it up.

But if you'll just die pointlessly, then your best course of action is to flee and try to get others who might be able to defeat the monster.
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No. 379089 ID: ed57e8
yeah, if you have a hard time with it get those heroes. they have fought the ice king a LOT they probably know tons about fighting ice things.
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No. 379090 ID: f70e5e
fight. but don't be afraid to run if it looks like you can't win. we don't want him having the element of surprise when he starts rampaging.
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No. 379093 ID: 784dcc
>>379075
WASN'T IT SO MUCH BETTER WHEN I WAS INSIDE YOUR MIND?

NOW WE MUST DEBASE OURSELVES WITH FISTICUFFS
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