examine room.

Examine self for injuries, identification, or tools. If none are apparent, examine your clothes for makers marks or logos.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/04(Wed)20:47 No. 377621 ID: 16a987
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>>377610
>The room is made of ice. I'm trapped in this cell, the bars are also made of ice...

>>377611
>You are the Coffee Princess. You are uninjured, but you've lost your Royal Saber. You can't leave without it. Your clothes are devoid of logos since they were woven especially for you by the royal tailor.

>Themed Princess
>Imprisoned in a chamber of Ice

Oh buy, I think I know what time it is

examine the bars for cracks.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/04(Wed)21:27 No. 377633 ID: 16a987
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>>377626
>The Bars are made of thick ice, they are far from perfect, covered in cracks some are very deep.

Try to squeeze between the bars.

Wave to Gunther.

try shaking the bars near a big crack

Coffee Princess 2012/01/04(Wed)22:25 No. 377645 ID: 16a987
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>>377640
>You shake the icy bars at a weak point breaking a bar in half, Which reminds you: double check bar strength of own dungeon.

>>377634
>You squeeze through the gap made by the broken bar and are freed from your cell. Now you must find your Saber and make it out of this dungeon.

>>377640
>You wave to the penguin

-Why hello there Miss Gunther. How are thou?

-Wenk

Have a quick glance out the window.

>>377645
Can You take a section of the broken ice bar as a blunt weapon? It's better than nothing while finding your saber. Unless you have sweet kicks. Then go with sweet kicks.

Acquire Miss Gunther.
Equip Miss Gunther.

>>377645
Careful there miss, Gunther is an unpredictable beast who at least theoretically works for your captor. Better be nice.

Gunther is the real villain of this quest
no doubt
That penguin is the most evil, vile thing one can lay eyes on. I dread the day it actually does something to our favorite heroes. But they're not here now.

Man, fuck swords and why you can't leave without it. Leave without it. Princesses use their fists and attitude as weapons.

All the penguins are Gunther, how do we know this is the ultimately evil one?

SEXY TIME

Coffee Princess 2012/01/05(Thu)15:10 No. 377746 ID: 16a987
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>>377658
>You peer out the window, the view is rather pretty from here... You appear to be in the Ice kingdom.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/05(Thu)15:21 No. 377752 ID: 16a987
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>>377663
>You cant really kick in this dress... But yes your kicks are pretty sweet. You grab the broken bar as a blunt weapon.

>>377679
>>377682
>You decide to avoid Gunther seeing how she might work for your captors.

>Were you to return without your Royal Family Saber, Oh the dishonor it would bring for loosing it... You'd likely be striped of your rank, or worst sold to an evil king for pocket change... No you must find it.

>>377721
>We'll have plenty of time for that back home. You dread to think your captors seek such time... No we must escape, But how?

does the room you are in right now has a door? if yes, club it until it open

Coffee Princess 2012/01/05(Thu)19:47 No. 377798 ID: 16a987
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>>377786
>You find a door and smash it open... the next room over seems to be some kind of kitchen... There are two doors other than the one you smashed open. A voice calls out from the room behind you.

-Honey I'm home... Hehe... It's funny cause I'm gonna marry you... Wait where'd you go? Gunther did you let her out?!

>Oh no! Your captor's returned, what do you do?

-___

is the oven big enough to fit in? it's made of ice so i highly doubt it's ever used.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/05(Thu)20:56 No. 377811 ID: 16a987
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>>377801
>You Hop in the oven before he notices you, It's dark, cold and cramped...

-Now where is that girl? Coffee Princess... Where are you..? Oh I can't wait to drink her coffee hair... Ehh... Whats this? The oven's leaking?! Better call a plumber.

>You hear the man walk out

pop out and pick a random door between the two unopened ones. since you don't know which way is better.

>>377811
QUICKLY, SMACK HIS HEAD WITH ROD

that's probably the guy who kidnapped you. he's turned his back, strike now!

Coffee Princess 2012/01/05(Thu)22:09 No. 377827 ID: 16a987
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>>377814
>You Leap from your hiding place and dash towards the first door you see... This room's a dead end, The Ice king's inside.

-Heh? Princess!

>>377816
>>377819
>You leap up high and bring the rod down hard on his head!

-*huff* Not as much finesse as a fine sword but... Well it get's the job done

>The IceKing's is out cold.

-___

Take his crown (it's his source of power!) and hide it somewhere.

Yes yes yes take it and wear the crown
Become evil Frappuccino Princess plus beard

and don't forget the tea bagging

don't just leave him there, either tie him up or finish him off.

Coffee Princess 2012/01/06(Fri)12:00 No. 377905 ID: 16a987
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>>377828
>>377831
>You perch the crown on your head. A cold wave glistens down your body, filling you with power.

-Stop right there Ice King!

>>377905
wait what does this make you now? The Ice Tea Queen?

Frappuccino Princess 2012/01/06(Fri)12:06 No. 377908 ID: 16a987
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-That's not the Ice King silly, that's the Coffee Princess *Gasp!* And she murdered the Ice king!

-How dare you kill somebody?! Quickly Jake we have to stop her!

-___

"he's not dead! i just knocked him out for being a creep."

oh man, iced coffee is so much better than regular coffee way to go princess.

say
"from doing what exactly? all I did was knock out my kidnapper and steal the source of his power"

Frappuccino Princess 2012/01/06(Fri)15:38 No. 377954 ID: 16a987
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>>377921
>>377909
-from doing what exactly? all I did was knock out my kidnapper and steal the source of his power

-Wait what?

-he's not dead! i just knocked him out for being a creep.

-Oh okay then... Is there anything we adventurers can help you with?

-Power
-Love
-home

>>377954
Help finding the saber?

Help kidnapping princesses

lets stick to finding the saber.

explain you need to find your royal saber.

Coffee Princess: Fall under the influence of the magic powers of the Ice Crown and become the Iced Coffee Queen

(Is this pre- or post-Finn and Jake watches Ivan Petrovic's video? They should be a little concerned that she's wearing it unless they're being kinda dumb and forgetful)

Get that saber. In fact, raid the contraband cabinet. There's got to be loads of free shit.

Frappuccino Princess 2012/01/06(Fri)18:29 No. 378001 ID: 16a987
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>>377957
>>377959
>>377966
>>377971
>you explain that you must find your Royal Saber and that they should help you look. The agile adventurers jump to work looking for your sword.

>They look high...

Frappuccino Princess 2012/01/06(Fri)18:30 No. 378003 ID: 16a987
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>And they look low...

Frappuccino Princess 2012/01/06(Fri)18:58 No. 378008 ID: 16a987
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>Until eventually the sword was returned...

-Your sword madam...

-Thank you young man... You've made your self of great help. I do how ever need your help for but one more thing...

-Home
-Love
-Power

Power! Also, get him to help you steal some princes/princesses

Power

home. you need to get back to your princessing. and i doubt the ice king is much of a threat anymore.

Home.

Love. We are totally macking on this guy.

>>378008
Love!
NotFinn is completely sweet on her, so we should totally give them a happy ending.

She's a double-princess now. She doesn't need power.

POWER.

>>378114
POWEWR!!!

Home

Secret inner anser - POWER
Oh delicious power. No more kidnappings. If you can just keep that crown then you can fulfil all your desires!

Public answer - LOVE
Time to make your move on that sexy Biscuit Princess. You were always meant to be together, right? There's no point in staying around here.
This kid seems the kind of guy who gets shit done. You could make promote him to a coffee knight for his aid in finding the sword.

i think we can combine power and home, just take the ice king back with you. that way the coffee kingdom will be able to annex the ice kingdom with great ease and he won't be kidnapping anymore princess. if you play your card right you might end up running the coffee kingdoms new territory. just be sure to take the crown off if you start getting the urge to kidnap a princess of your own.

>>378161
this

ULTIMATE POWER.

Frappuccino Princess 2012/01/07(Sat)19:33 No. 378352 ID: 16a987
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>Power! yes... We must have it... We will! But how and under what form? What ever it may be we will have all of it! Muahahaha!..

-Eum... Princess? What is it you need my help for?

-___

you just captured the ice king, and stole his crown. swipe his kingdom.

>>378351
that jerk candy princess is always bragging about how she's tastiest. but soon we'll show her!

all we need now is the milk kingdom's power and we will have all the power of coffee ice cream!

Ask him to... help you decide what to do with the Ice King. Banishment? Imprisonment? Servitude?

We must conscript the ICE KINGDOM
Nip this conflict in the bag
NO longer will the Ice King be able to kidnap princesses if he has no subjects or power!

>>378360
2nding getting together with the milk kingdom. The coffee ice cream potential should be harnessed for fun and profit the greater good.

Also perhaps the penguins would be willing to switch allegiance. Anyone around that can speak to penguins?

>>378376
Before we can annex another kingdom, we must become a Queen!

we should stay good though, or at least keep the appearance of staying good. evil rulers tend to have relatively short life spans. that said, lets ask for help securing the ice kingdom, for the good of its residents of course. anarchy is bad and the ice king was a terrible ruler so us taking over really is for the best.

Frappuccino Princess 2012/01/09(Mon)10:45 No. 378723 ID: 16a987
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>>378366
-euh.. yes, I need your help deciding the ice kings fate... Should he be imprisoned? Exiled... or made to servitude perhaps?..

-Banishment! No Imprisoned! Nonono Imprisonment where ever he was banished to!

-Service. He should work off his crimes... Charity work you know?

-Very well, I shall put him to good use. I can take care of things from here... May I call for you if I need help?

-Yeah sure, We'll always be here to help!

>The boy and his dog take their leave through the window...

>>378376
>>378380
>>378359
>You turn to the humble miss Gunther...

-Miss Gunther... I am conscripting this kingdom, as of now it is mine... Will you comply?

-Wenk!

-good to hear, As of now I am naming you Baroness of the Ice kingdom. Make sure the former Iceking understands his place. He works for YOU now...

-WENK~♥

>>>378360
>Yes... The next kingdom to fall under our reign shall be the land of milk... But first... That Bonbon princess... I'll capture her like a fort! Besides it's on the way...

lets not capture any princesses. we just saw why that's a bad idea. if we want to gain power lets be smart about it. that probably means going slow, but it beats getting killed. the best plan would be to consolidate the ice kingdom and then attempt to make alliances with at least one other kingdom, that would leave you in charge of a large enough power block to just conquer everyone without bothering with the whole princess kidnapping thing.

why would we capture her? capturing doesn't get us anything unless you marry them.

Why needs to conquer by force when you're naturally full bodied, aromatic and best served HOT!

You should quickly make sure things are under control in the Ice Kingdom before heading out to the nearest ball or other royal event to announce your rise as a new force. Perhaps they can be reasoned into joining you? Also a perfect chance to get close to Bonbon.

Frappuccino Princess 2012/01/09(Mon)21:42 No. 378864 ID: 16a987
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>>378725
>>378728
-Why would I kidnap a princess?! W... Why do I want to?.. I must be going crazy... besides who'd want all that sweet, fluffy, curves and adorable face... No! I want power! World domination... Erh... I've got a headache...

>>378729
-*Blush* Why thank you... But... I don't think I could do anything... Like that... Am I talking to myself?!

>You check up on the Ice king... He's not gonna be happy about this... Gunther seems confident about her new position... You leap out the window and sail with your new found powers.

>There is a ball in Midtown today... Plenty of important figures are gonna be there...

power starts with yourself, if you don't have power over yourself you can not truly hold any power. the crown is affecting your mind, it is robbing you of your power over yourself. land and take it off. you already stand to control two kingdoms given time and proper political maneuvering. risking it all by using something that robs you of self control is foolish.

have your top wizards find a way to get the crowns powers without the crazy mind shit.

Nah, just roll with it. You've just managed to come out on top of a very stressful and dangerous situation. Some side effects are to be expected. Surely you'll feel more like yourself if you get to be in a more princess-like environment.

The main problem is that the crown seems so easy to steal. Can anything be done about THAT?

Frappu... Coffee Princess 2012/01/10(Tue)11:52 No. 378972 ID: 16a987
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>>378868
>Land in a forest, It's calm and no one is around... You remove the crown for an instant to clear your mind.

-AAAAaahhhh!!!

>You hurl the golden crown to ground screaming in fear!

-No... nonono that's not me... That isn't me! I don't want to... I don't want power, I don't want to kidnap my friends! It's not me it isn't...

>Tears run down your cheek as you stare at the evil crown...

-_ _ _

>>378972
Well, you have to use it at least a little bit more- with its power you should be able to transport yourself to someone trustworthy and strong who can either destroy it or seal it away, so that no one else is controlled by its sinister magics as you (and presumably the ice king before you) were. You can't go wandering around powerless in the middle of the forest; that would be dangerous and the crown might fall into untrustworthy hands.

don't put the crown back on, but your can't just leave it lying there. its powerful and evil, it must be either contained or destroyed. do you know the way to the nearest settlement?

where's your royal saber!?!
If you still have it, smash the evil crown! Break it! Cut it into peices with your sword or crush it under your sweet kicks!

Turn it into a harmless little flea! Then put that flea in a box! Then put that box inside another box! Then mail it to yourself and... SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

Bet you NEED it. Perhaps you could reforge it into something you only use. Like a tool.

A crown makes you a king, but a hammer doesn't make you a carpenter.

>>378972

By the way, those two adventurers have had plenty of opportunities to destroy or seal away the Ice King's crown. At the very least they could take it with them so that he has to come get it back.

They never do.

In fact events would suggest they just...give it back to him.
There's gotta be a reason for this.
Maybe it's the devil you know. You know?

Also, use your saber to slit the sides of your dress. Sweet kick access granted.

With that and your saber you should be fine even without ice power.

>>378985
Do this. I love that movie.

>>378991
>Also, use your saber to slit the sides of your dress.

Yesssss

Coffee Princess 2012/01/10(Tue)17:10 No. 379039 ID: 16a987
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>>378991
>You cut your dress down the leg giving you access to your legs. You can now both run and kick.

>>378974
>The nearest settlement is not to far away, you saw it as you flew moments ago.

YOU PUT THAT CROWN BACK ON RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY

Coffee Princess 2012/01/10(Tue)17:40 No. 379044 ID: 16a987
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>>378989
-I do not need that evil thing... Nor do I need power or kingdoms... I'll put an end to this folly.

>>378976
>>378985
>>378974
>You kneel down, holding the crown between your knees... You lift your holy saber high and focus on the target at hand.

>>379042
-Be quiet demon crown, I shalt send the back from wens thou came!

>You strike the golden ornament breaking it clear in two

>>379045
Whoa, don't do that! There could be unforeseen-

I really shouldn't have gone off to have that sandwich before giving advice.

Uh, new advice. Run, don't walk to the nearest settlement. Before you become a frozen coffee treat.

and this is why powerful cursed objects are best dealt with by experts. best case scenario that's just an uncontrolled release of magic, worse case scenario you just unleashed some sort of super powerful ice monster.

At least take it with you!... Pretty please?

ugh, please, you could have been the guardian of that thing
the person that suffered its evil affliction for the sake of others, true, you would grow powerful, but if you held onto your evil greed for power instead or princesses, you could unite the land
And be the villain Ooo desrves

Coffee Princess 2012/01/10(Tue)19:16 No. 379075 ID: 16a987
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>>379049
>You look up past and beyond the frozen mist. There stands a massive being of ice and darkness...

-Thou arth a fool to think killing me so easily... I will crush you, and then I'll retake all of Ooo!

>>379048
>If you run to the village it will put it in danger, but you may find help.

>>379063
>Your right, I should of burdened my self with its affliction... But now it's out... What now? Flee? Or slay the beast...

-_ _ _

FIGHT! Put your blade to his skin and see wich is harder! Melt his heart and his body with your burning hot coffee vengence! And if all fails you might have to use... That techneak...

>>379075
Can you reasonably slay it? If you've got any sort of chance, you'll have to take it- this was your mess, you have a responsibility to clean it up.

But if you'll just die pointlessly, then your best course of action is to flee and try to get others who might be able to defeat the monster.

yeah, if you have a hard time with it get those heroes. they have fought the ice king a LOT they probably know tons about fighting ice things.

fight. but don't be afraid to run if it looks like you can't win. we don't want him having the element of surprise when he starts rampaging.

>>379075
WASN'T IT SO MUCH BETTER WHEN I WAS INSIDE YOUR MIND?

NOW WE MUST DEBASE OURSELVES WITH FISTICUFFS