Lord Grentonis

Fluffy

derpmouth the destructive

Fluffy

>>387604

This

Rodgort the Freezinator

Pickles the Terrible

Jesus

Iridescon, Bane of Livestock (or Gnomes, or whatever)

Trout 2012/02/18(Sat)21:26 No. 387621 ID: 9c7c3b
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Yes, I am the mighty Lord Grentonis, a title given to me by the local populace out of fear. I have terrorized the surrounding area for many years.

It seems that someone has entered my lair.

Freezinate it.

Ask if he is here to VISIT, PLEAD FOR A BOON, or BECOME YOUR NEXT MEAL.

check to see if he's worth your time, if not eat him

>>387621
"Yo bitch, what's up?"
Shapeshift into an attractive human

>>387626
and if you are hungry visit also means become food.

Remember passed encounter with those who are not dragons, then eat him anyway.

  >>387621

The only proper response.

Trout 2012/02/18(Sat)22:37 No. 387641 ID: 9c7c3b
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There have been others, yes. Their bones litter the floor.

Trout 2012/02/18(Sat)22:38 No. 387642 ID: 9c7c3b
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I call out to it, demanding its purpose.

It answers by drawing its blade.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Sounds like MEAL it is then. Apply DEADLY BREATH to CANNED FOOD.

Don't hold back. Also this guy might have fire resistance, so don't expect him to die immediately.

Careful guys, he knows about timed hits.

Insult his mother and then burn him.

Trout 2012/02/19(Sun)01:34 No. 387681 ID: 9c7c3b
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I let forth a gout of flame, but it protects itself with a strange blue shield.

Trout 2012/02/19(Sun)01:34 No. 387682 ID: 9c7c3b
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It then dissapears with a pop before re-forming a short distance away from me. I may actually have to stand up to deal with this.

Oh god a teleporting knight. Run out of your cave in a panic and head for town where it's safe.

>>387682
Don't be lazy. Get into a proper fighting stance and smack him with your giant claws.

spin around and tail slam him.

>>387698

Yeah go ahead and tail smack him, if nothing else that puts your neck out of his reach for the moment

Haha! Now you should teleport behind HIM! That'll teach him!

Hmm. Judging from how well-prepared this guy seems to be, you're probably doomed. I'd try to do things he doesn't expect a dragon to do. Do you know magic? If not, if you've got any big pieces of treasure nearby, I'd try to hit him with one of those.

>>387728
This. Throw a statue or boulder at him, than breathe fire again. If he disappears, immediately jump forward and tail swipe behind you.

Okay, this worked last time. HIP CHECK.

I was gonna say slam him with a wing, but you don't appear to have any.

Can you fly? If so, take the fight outside and attack him from the air, staying out of reach of his puny melee weapons.

Hell, even if you can't fly, just kite him with firebreath.

Immobilize him by speaking a really bad pun.
He can use magic, that means he must be intelligent.
Intelligent minds react to terrible puns like gears to a misplaced wrench.

Trout 2012/02/19(Sun)20:37 No. 387820 ID: 9c7c3b
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What? I-I am not "doomed"! This will be easy, I'm sure!

I attempt to whip it with my tail, and deal a solid blow. It throws a kni-- AGHHH! That really hurts!

Trout 2012/02/19(Sun)20:38 No. 387821 ID: 9c7c3b
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I... I don't feel so well.

shit, poison, use you magic to cast cure poison.

Now if you're lucky, this is a prelude and you'll wake up just in time for plot to happen to you. If you're unlucky, nice knowing you.

>>387823

If you have the magic to do this then do so

if not, well...good luck

>>387821
Call him a jerk.
Then flee.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT TELEPORTING KNIGHTS

I TOLD YOU BRO

Call him a jerk and start crying cause it really hurts.

Trout 2012/02/19(Sun)23:26 No. 387856 ID: 9c7c3b
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I turn to flee, but it's s-so hard to move. I can't m-make it. I collapse just a few feet away a-and can't get up.

I can barely keep my head up. I-I think this is it...

...oh tiamat what's it doing?

oh god no, is it not a dragon slayer but a dragon LAYER? it's going to kill your young and force you to carry it's horrible spawn, use the ultimate self sacrifice move to kill him so your children will live.

>>387856
"Oh no! Now there's nothing I can do to keep myself from being ravaged by this mighty knight! Woe is me~"

Omg yeah it does look like he's doing something with his pants

I know it's hard to move now, but if you're capable of shapeshifting then change into something small and try to hide

I don't really know what else you can do except maybe trying to bite him in half or something when his guard is down with the remainder of you're strength

>>387860
*your

>>387856
Pull the dagger out and throw it at him- wait you don't have any thumbs.

You're boned. Collapse and whip your tail at him some more while breathing fire, I guess.

Stupid reptile.

>>387862
pull it out with TEETH

Lift your tail and sway it gently back and forth. This will threaten him into submission.

CLENCH TAILHOLE

DO NOT UNCLENCH FOR ANYTHING :|

Anonymous 2012/02/20(Mon)01:34 No. 387878 ID: a2853b
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>>387857
>oh god no, is it not a dragon slayer but a dragon LAYER?
He doesn't look like a bard....

>>387878
which is why he had to use poison to make us weak instead of charm.

>>387878
this make my day!

Before was a Jester toiling with the collection of the dragons eggs!!

I... I... oh god. oh god oh god oh god

Winston 2012/02/20(Mon)10:28 No. 387920 ID: 0d7a83
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>>387878
>doesn't look like a bard

Cross-classing bastard.

Trout 2012/02/20(Mon)10:42 No. 387922 ID: 9c7c3b
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I tr-try to hit him again but I'm so weak and I can't do the fire right now but I keep trying and he just grabs my tail when I swing it and... and...

Trout 2012/02/20(Mon)10:43 No. 387923 ID: 9c7c3b
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oh no no tiamat help me nonononoooooooo please no stop no

no

Trout 2012/02/20(Mon)10:44 No. 387925 ID: 9c7c3b
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"Grentonis?"

Trout 2012/02/20(Mon)10:44 No. 387926 ID: 9c7c3b
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"...Grentonis? Are you okay? I thought I saw someone and I heard fighting--"

GO AWAY!

"Grennie, please, is everything alright?"

It's a f-friend of mine... I can't even remember his name, or a-anything about him, really...

>>387926
Is the knight still there? Warn your friend about him.

Don't push your friends away, that's not going to help anything.

Since this follows literary tropes, what will you do with your coming bastard spawn?

Warn friend, accept halp.

>>387926
Disregard pride, acquire shoulder to cry on.

>>387943
this

Ask his name and tell him what happened. :(

>>387943
Yeah this

>>387934
I don't think we'll have to worry about a bastard spawn. Unless s/he had jerkass parents, Lord Grentonis is probably male.

>>387948
That name was given by the villagers. I doubt they can tell, or particularly care.

start binge eating to attempt to cope with trauma. start with this guy. proceed to eat all of your other friends too. and finally, when you're all alone in the world and have nobody left who cares about you at all, realize that no matter how hard you try, you can't ever fill that emptiness inside of you with food or meaningless slaughter. proceed to kill yourself becaue it's the only thing to do that might free you from this cruel, cruel world.

weep openly.

>>387948
>>387856
there is a clutch of eggs next to the treasure pile.

Trout 2012/02/20(Mon)14:02 No. 387963 ID: 9c7c3b
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The... knight... left a-about an hour ago.

No, I'm not okay... Please, don't leave.

"Where are you? I don't see you anywhere."

Over here, on the far wall.

"What happened to you, Grennie? Are you hurt?"

No-- well, yes, but...

"Is there anything I can do?"

I don't know.

Trout 2012/02/20(Mon)14:02 No. 387964 ID: 9c7c3b
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"Why are you hiding over here, Grennie? It's not like you to hide. You don't hide, ever."

I was attacked... Someone came in here, and tried to kill me.

"Well I know that isn't the first time that's happened, Gren. It's practically a monthly occourance for you."

No, no-- This one was different. It had some poison, and it hit me with it, and I couldn't move, and...

"Grennie--"

It raped me.

"...oh. I-- um-- should I-- Do- do you want to be alone, or..."


I still can't remember his name. Maybe I should just try a few and see what sounds right.

Broseph
His name is Broseph The Unknown

it could be Boaga.

he is a lesser dragon so he is simply jacob.

Bob.

Quib-Quib is his name.
Because his parents were jerkasses.

Brosef

His name shall be Brosephbobjacobquib-quibboagabrosef.

>>387968
I like this one

Trout 2012/02/20(Mon)15:56 No. 388009 ID: 9c7c3b
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That's right, his name is Boaga.

"A-are you hurt or anything? He didn't hurt you, right?"

No, no, just a scratch, no.

"Do you know if he- uh- if you got-- are you going to have--"

I really don't know.

"Hey, I'm... I'm so sorry. I can't begin to understand how horrible that must have been for you. If there's anything I can do for you, anything, just tell me, okay?"

Simple company would be nice, you are still vulnerable from the poison after all. And needing to feel safe besides. Not that it is really important right now, but did that lout take your treasure as well?

yeah check your gold and eggs. if you have a hard time moving still have him bring your eggs over to you.

Well in your post-traumatic depression and self-loathing, then become a prostitute.

You would make a great


DRAG queen

>>388012
Have HER bring them over since dragons are a single-gender species so we don't have to add another character to explain where those eggs came from.

>>388016
gren just said HIM.

>>388018
If they only have one gender then why would either pronoun be wrong?

Get him to hunt down and skin the bastard that did this. Ask politely.

Trout 2012/02/20(Mon)18:30 No. 388030 ID: 9c7c3b
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I'd like it if you could stay with me a bit, Bo. You make me feel safe.
"I can do that."
Thank you. Could you check if... everything over there is where it should be? It's still a little hard to walk.
"They're still there, Gren. Don't worry."
Oh, oh good, thank Tiamat, good. Thanks.
"Anything for you, Gren."

Trout 2012/02/20(Mon)18:31 No. 388031 ID: 9c7c3b
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I'd ask him to kill the one that did this to me, but I think that that'd be too much to ask. He's been so nice to me and I don't want to abuse that. And besides, I'd rather do that myself. Maybe I'll ask him to help me... later.

only thing left i can think of to ask is to get something to eat, so you can recover your strength.

Aye, get some foods, then start gathering info so we might bring justice to this lowly villain.

Do you even know if you can cross-breed with dirty humans?

Trout 2012/02/20(Mon)20:43 No. 388047 ID: 9c7c3b
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It'd be nice if you could get some food.
"You know how bad the hunting's been lately, Grennie."
I know, I-- It'd help me get better...
"Okay, okay, I'll see what I can do."

Thank you... hurry back. Please.