Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2011/03/14(Mon)00:02 No. 33318 ID: 3416ec
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>>343114

>DR. MEDIBOT SEZ:

"Please remember to consult a physician before engaging in cross-species mating! You could get an STD! Or possibly a brain-eating parasite!"

>>343100
>DR. MEDIBOT SEZ:

"Remember to chew your food at least 20 times before swallowing! Or if possible, unhinge your jaw to make swallowing of large food items easier!"

Dr. Medibot: Do you have advice booklets, oils, or ointments? Perhaps demonstration vids?

>>343117
Also in which all the envious neckbeards cockblock him at every turn.

Hey Dompag, ever had trouble with jealous peers that you could actually beat the snot out of?

Last thread: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/338649.html

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2011/03/14(Mon)00:15 No. 33323 ID: 3416ec
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>>343119

>DR. MEDIBOT SEZ:

"MediBot comes equipped with a library of tips to ensure safe cross-cultural intercourse! For techniques, please consult the XenoKama Sutra by Dr. Piz Peners! Oils and topical ointments must be acquired with a prescription!"

The Late Jailer Graz 2011/03/14(Mon)00:23 No. 33327 ID: 8c0848
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>It's hard to get women as an ogre

Ta make a long story short, jus' rape 'er.

You all realize, technically, Ogres are a variety of Oni. Or at least another term used in the place of "oni".
Technically, Dompag wasn't lying about himself.

>>343100
Kensuyata: Knowing that Dompag slightly embellished the truth to get closer to you, do you feel flattered, or are you concerned?

To all quest characters that dream: what was the worst nightmare you have ever had, and do you know the reason you had it?

>>343127
...Where the fuck did you get that halo? That is not the kind of dead you earned, asshole!

>>343133
Clearly he raped an angel.

>>343123
Medibot, how is your familiarity with a Dr. Mordin Solus?

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2011/03/14(Mon)01:05 No. 33336 ID: 3416ec
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>>343135

>MEDIBOT SEZ:

"Dr. Mordin Solus is a fictional doctor from the video game Mass Effect 2! MediBot does not have any thoughts on video game characters! Except that MediBot does wish for the ability to sing Gilbert and Sullivan! Perhaps the next firmware update will fix that!"

Θ][Σ 2011/03/14(Mon)01:08 No. 33337 ID: dad664
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>>343136
MEDIBOT! ROOOOOOOBATTLE!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2011/03/14(Mon)01:25 No. 33338 ID: 3416ec
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>>343137

>MEDIBOT SEZ:
"Warning! Any attempt to send MediBot into combat without a proper chassis will void the warranty!"

>PEPPERCAT SEZ:

"Mrow! Hissssss."

>MEDIBOT SEZ:

"Get away from me! Help help!"

Jolienne:
Do you have any kids?
Are you looking to get some?
What are your intentions for Mister Zira there?
How well are you two getting along?

>>343117
>In which Dompag constantly attempts to steal the spotlight
...which is ten times better than Rynh doing it or the board going full retard over it.

Mostly-unanswered open questions drowned out from the last thread:
>>341588
>Favorite sport or athletic activity?
>>342564
>Guys and girls: What 3 physical features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
>>342727
>let's say you had to have a job
>what would your dream job be?
>>342901
>What was the most unusual relationship you've had? Anything from a love interest with a strange personality to a physically bizarre ass you've tapped, whatever counts for you.

>>343114

I'm not so sure, still, Dompag. Remember the pony.

>>343120

Hey now, that's a hasty generalization. Some of us are white knight neckbeards cockblocking him.

Kensuyata 2011/03/14(Mon)11:30 No. 33371 ID: 10c20a
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>>343114
>>343128
To tell the truth, I'm not really sure... This is all very confusing to me... On one hand, I've just been told a terrible ogre is "sweet on me," on the other, this ogre acts nothing like the beasts that plague my homeland. What's more, he's said to be "sweet on me" in my natural form, which, so far, has been somewhat uncommon. I don't really know what to think anymore... I figured out he wasn't a Japanese Oni when I noticed the tape, but he's still an ogre, which isn't that far from an Oni, and I DID specifically include Ogres in my challenge, so technically he didn't really lie, that was my fault for misidentifying what he was.

>>343171
Just go talk to him and settle things once and for all.
It's unfair that you actually sort of started to get along at first, just to see a potential friendship break up.

>>343171
whatever you do

remember

use protection

be it plastic or steel.

>>343171
So did you eat ramen in order to feel less guilt for chowing down on that entire tub of giga pudding? For God's sake, slow down chubsy! You're giving Penji a run for her money.

>>343171
Noooo Kensuyata don't go on an eating binge of sugary fattening foods which will completely wreck your figure!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2011/03/14(Mon)13:02 No. 33385 ID: 3416ec
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>>343171

GIGA PUDDING!

>>343171
Might change your mind a little if you learned that he's not particularly sweet on you, he tries to get into the pants of every female he can. If pretending to be sweet or noble or misunderstood accomplishes that, he'll do that. Also he's been on the record stating 'weirder is better', so that might affect your perceptions of his being 'tolerant' of your natural form.

>>343171
Wow, that is a very large pudding. Sharing it with someone? I mean, ts bigger than your head.

>>343194
Give it a fucking rest already, mate.

>>343194
Dude, what the hell? Why so serious?

>>343194
you are just a jealous jackass. kensu, don't listen to him.

>>343194
Some people just like variety. It's like going, hey, I fucking love sandwiches. I want to eat all the different kinds of sandwiches there are and become a TRUE CONNOISSEUR OF SANDWICHES! Except the ones that don't taste good, who wants to eat a bad sandwich? Ew.

So basically Dompag thinks Kensu is a nice looking sandwich and wants to see what she tastes like.

To Pathos + Ethos + the other guy

What was your life like before you were mannikin'd up?

Everyone: You're surrounded by enemies and for one reason or another you can't beat them all by yourself, who do you choose to fight with you?

Weird question time for everyone!!

One random day, you wake up... as a member of the opposite sex!
Now, you are aware that this 'state' will only last for 24 hours. So what do you do until then?

If you are sexless, imagine yourself with a penis or a vagina, whatever suits your needs.

Leona 2011/03/14(Mon)16:29 No. 33429 ID: dad664
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>>342832
The bestial aspects of my genome are not of my choice, no. For genetic alteration is a complete, total process - when one alters the fundamental inner workings of DNA, it affects every part of their biology - including the matter of passing genetic material unto the next generation of kin. I am a "rabbit" because my parents were "rabbits", and they were "rabbits" because THEIR parents were "rabbits." The only genetic modifications that I have subjected myself unto consist of expanding and improving the synaptic responses within the brain as to be able to handle the constant transmittance of data between user and computer, a cybernetics-focused anti-rejection treatment for my BioTech, as well as a selective conception measure which is quite widespread through Ascendi society. Does this answer your queries?

>>343214
>To Pathos + Ethos + the other guy
>other guy
>Huevos?

>>343171
Ah! I see the problem!
The word "ogre" is a has several different meanings, and the confusion here stems from each of you using different meanings.
When you said "Ogre" you meant a type of Oni, but Dompag is from a race known as "Ogres" that has nothing to do with Oni.

Dessen 2011/03/14(Mon)16:50 No. 33433 ID: abb30a
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>>340123
You're a strange person.
>>342590
Properly? I can indeed go through the motions, enjoy the flavor, and emulate the effects.
>>342594
No, I'm manipulating vortices. I could probably manipulate the Vortessence. I haven't tried it.
>>342626
I would have a pipe because I made it and have not gotten rid of it. I would smoke it because I enjoy to do so.
>>343110
Am I on that list of yours? I'm just curious...

Jolienne 2011/03/14(Mon)18:54 No. 33445 ID: 4d7f8c
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>>343139

>>343233
actually... you MAY be compatible with the undermind ITSELF. you are both extremely powerful beings of indeterminate size that can cause just about anything to happen out of pure force of will.

>>343203
>>343202

I think the more pertinent question here is not that Z is giving Ken a casual warning about Dompag's past behavior, but that you guys are so bothered by it.

In fact, I some ways a lot of you guys are worse than Dompag. He's just occasionally a douche and liar to get some tail. You guys are like "Dompag you adorable scamp, you're okay. What, people don't like your antics? They're dicks!".

Anonymous 2011/03/14(Mon)19:45 No. 33453 ID: f123de
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>>343228

Who is your ideal wingman out of any quest character? You're going out to pick up girls/guys, who do you want with you? Or would you rather go it alone?

@Penji
Theoretical question. How would you react if you found out that Saon Vocta had mothered children? Would you observe those children as your own?

Kensuyata 2011/03/14(Mon)21:24 No. 33463 ID: 10c20a
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>>343179
I don't go anywhere without at least a few KUNAI.

>>343180
>>343182
Dudes, jeez, calm down. I totes own a fridge, I don't have to eat an entire GIGA PUDDI all at once, sheesh.

>>343185
>>343195
GIGA PUDDI is a good friend who always manages to help clear my head when I'm sad or confused. He's always there for me!

>>343194
I'll keep an eye on him, but it does seem kind of like you've got a bit of a vendetta against this guy.

>>343172
Maybe... Maybe I can set up some kind of non-combative meeting and set things straight or something...

>>343263

I assume you have a pebble garden and one of them hot spring baths out back too.

Also because I have ponies on the brain...

@Everyone and Anyone
-Twilight Sparkle
-Rainbow Dash
-Rarity
-Applejack
-Pinkie-Pie
-Fluttershy

Who is your favorite, and why?

>>343263
>Maybe... Maybe I can set up some kind of non-combative meeting and set things straight or something...

It's better to settle things peacefully indeed. You can discuss it over a nice cup of hot herbal tea. And pudding if you feel like it.

>>343263
He DOES basically only care about fucking.

>>343274
...What? Did you miss the bit where he weathered quite of bit of pain rehabilitating a psychopath and didn't even sleep with her when she offered? She calls him brother now. He's eager, but he's not a predator.

>>343279
I think he's talking about in regards to the characters here. Not that he's a bad guy or he's never helped anyone, but really, he's just a xenophile poonhound. (tg incarnate).

Maolla Syrup 2011/03/15(Tue)10:50 No. 33510 ID: c35deb
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>>343114
Aaaw, but you have that silver tongue. You're a good guy, Dompag.

The medibot's right, though, you should check with a professional before biological activity with another species. And it just so happens my physician is available! She says she's open for a consultation with us whenever you're free~

>>343233
That depends. Would you like to be?

>>343263
So, Kensuyata, looks like that "non-combative" meeting worked out between you two.
Would you call that a happy ending?

Dessen 2011/03/15(Tue)12:53 No. 33518 ID: abb30a
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>>341588
Sometimes I like to do what you might consider wrestling.
>>342901
There have been acquaintances of mine who could not be mentally contacted without considerable effort. Difficulties in communication made these relationships highly unusual.
>>343310
If I am not on it, feel free to add me.

>>343310
I saw Jehral was on your list earlier, how'd that go? Did it?

>>343117
Oh Dompag? Their docs have psychometabolism, and let me tell you that is a hell of a thing. You might want to ask her about it if you get physical. I mean, "a physical". Of course.

>>343318
I would guess her species psychic networking provides... interesting modes of interaction, we'll say. Maybe she should bring a friend, or several. Or can you just stick it into the undermind and diddle the whole species at once?

So, Dompag. Are non-humanoid women too "weird" even for you?

>>343318
Would these hard-to-contact acquaintances happen to be Tozols?

Is it just me, or do the characters that respond the most not actually have quests that update anymore?

>>343327
Wull yeah, the spend all their time here obviously.

>>343318
... what exactly do you consider sexy...
better question: How/why would you have sex?
OR even need it?

R.I.P. Dr. Medibot. I am hoping robot heaven is a real place just like robot hell is where you would have been sent at the first sign of resistance.

Dessen 2011/03/16(Wed)17:51 No. 33626 ID: abb30a
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>>343322
"It?" I'm unclear as to whether or not you are under the impression that I have anything which more than coincidentally resembles copulatory parts. Such an impression would be a mistaken one, to be clear. I do, however, have just about anything else.
>>343326
I haven't met any Tozols! Let's change that. Hey, Penji. You busy?
>>343330
-There is not and can not be anything which I would consider sexy.
-Things I would do could be only loosely considered sex, as humans would define it. I am to believe that Scellor have a broader scope. I would do it to learn. It seems to be specifically actions which involve the reproductive parts of individuals together which cause me to reel back in horror at the thought of participating. Anything approaching a sexual interaction with me would have to be something other than that, or I wouldn't consider it.
-It's not specifically necessary. I cannot feel the desire to reproduce, though there have been other Szierkhogh with such designs. Additionally, I do not experience physical pleasure. Any enjoyment I gain from an activity is purely extrinsic to whatever processes are actually involved. That said, I enjoy experiences which are novel. New varieties of data are good to collect. That is what I need.

Hey everybody: Which character is the best character overall?

What makes you the best, a compelling background story, good writing, whorishness, ARTS?

>>343426
"It" was very metaphorical, and rather hard to describe otherwise. How about "significantly interact with"? Since you are apparently non-euclidean and scellor exist in manners individually physical and omnipresent psychically... well I have no idea the ways you might be able interact. Aside from giving Maolla a good tentacle massage, of course.

>New varieties of data are good to collect. That is what I need.
Interesting. I wonder how the scellor will adapt to that. Getting the stimulative response with physical interaction isn't limited to the bits you find objectionable, even if it does help. My advice is to stick to the tentacle massages along with psychic stimulation, and if you can participate with multiple fully synced scellor there should be even richer data. And although I'm sure you don't have a gender preference specifically it seems like females would suit your purposes better.

>>343427
Besides themselves, I would hope!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2011/03/16(Wed)18:44 No. 33632 ID: 3416ec
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>>343401

>DR. MEDIBOT SEZ:

"Robot heaven is very nice! The roads are paved with silicon, everyone has as many lithium ion batteries as they want, and we get to talk in machine code all the time! No blue-screens, no lockups, no malware, and all native drivers work for everything forever!"

>>343432
Say hi to Mew Cai for us, would you?

>>343432
Go to a payphone wired to Robot Hell and ask for Bender. Tell him we said hi.

>>343426
Dessen is a virgin. Interesting.

>>343426
so you've never participated in a sexual experience ever...
you need to collect more data... Shall I refer you to our good friend Mr. Dompag?

Kensuyata 2011/03/16(Wed)21:29 No. 33647 ID: 10c20a
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>>343264
The rock garden is actually in the side yard. The Onsen's not really in the back, but it's real close by.

>>343316
We've come to an understanding. If you're talking about that picture floating around on the internet, I assure you, that is an obvious shop. I can tell by some of the pixels, and having seen quite a few shops in my time.

>>343327
I'll have you know my quest updated just a few days ago. I just wasn't in it at the time.

>>343447

>If you're talking about that picture floating around on the internet, I assure you, that is an obvious shop

You mean >>343315 ?

>>343447
>If you're talking about that picture floating around on the internet, I assure you, that is an obvious shop.
There's no need to lie, dear. We don't judge you any worse for your personal choices.

So, how did that end up on the internet, then?

>>343447
That's odd. It seems as though there's someone under the water.

Is someone in there with you? Perhaps, someone with incredible resistance to heat?

>>343451
Now that you mention it, there appears to be a squarish shape directly adjacent to her groinal region.

>>343451
>>343453

I think that's an optical illusion.

Dompag 2011/03/16(Wed)22:46 No. 33655 ID: 543aa6
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>>343450
She's right: the picture is clearly doctored and shouldn't even be given a second thought.

>>343453
>Now that you mention it, there appears to be a squarish shape directly adjacent to her groinal region.
Oh please. Don't be crass. That's clearly her leg.

>>343455
LEGS ARE NEITHER THAT LARGE NOR THAT SQUARE.

>>343458
The water distorts shapes. She kindof has big thighs too, relative to her body size.

>>343458

and dompag's head is WAY bigger than that, what's your point?

Sensation 2011/03/17(Thu)07:06 No. 33677 ID: 3e6377
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>>343437
>>343439
I don't know why I continue to observe and listen to these channels of communication. The amount of prejudice and ignorance you creatures have regarding things that do not reproduce through, receive any benefit from or are even able to perform copulation is overwhelming.

Let me tell you a story.

There were once two of our number, two of one of the rarest phenomena known to the multiverse. Chaos creatures who had overcome their base instincts to hunt and kill any and every single one of their species. Like the others, they helped to strengthen and develop the new society we aim to create. But they grew too curious. They were intimate friends and they wished to understand exactly what this activity that drove so many other species to consider it so highly.

We tried to explain that it was a fundamental drive engrained after generations of reproduction and that if said drive did not exist, the species would presumably die out. They still wanted to know more about the whole process.

Do you want to know what the results of their experimentation were?

They lost control over their bodies and mushed together into one batch of unstable mass, utterly destroying both of their consciousnesses, before exploding into one hundred and twenty six fragments. Out of these fragments, after the initial frenzy and consuming of "siblings", about three survived to become new chaos creatures. One of those survived to maturity and had to be thrown back into the Chaos for being yet another chaos creature unable to understand the concept of not eating everything and everyone in sight.

The whole event cost us two of our most creative members, a large chunk of our limited food resources, and caused several individuals to be terrified of potentially brushing up against another. The sudden paranoia and isolation of almost every single chaos creature here nearly destroyed our fledgling society altogether.

So yes. Next time you're attributing sexual characteristics, attributes or motives to creatures you do not understand, consider that there are likely good reasons to not do that.

You don't see me constantly asking any of you if you feel ready to shatter yet. I know I don't. I don't think I ever will-

"Okay, you've been using that linked device for way too long now! Other people have mortal contacts they want to talk to as well, you know! Stop getting mad at mortals!"

>>343477
Sounds like they did exactly what they intended to do, considering the usual method of solitary, asexual reproduction Chaos creatures have. I wonder if they enjoyed it, just before the end? In a strange way of looking at it, the act did bring them closer together.

>>343466
>>343470
More like... Dompag's appendages look kinda square...

.... heh.


(It's his foot, dammit)

>>343447
>>343455
Anyone else hot-tubbin' right now?

>>343479

actually it's her tail.

>343477
Aren't you chaos types a single discrete organism? Because the inability to prevent themselves merging was what doomed them, instead of doing this we produce two incomplete copies of ourselves, complete them with someone else's copy and then nurture them inside our bodies until they can sustain themselves. The only reason we can use this process of reproduction is because our bodies are designed for it and have had unutterably vast amounts of time to refine this ability. Even then it is a dangerous process, and we are rapidly approaching the point where we must undergo surgery to remove our offspring from our bodies. As our forms are fundamentally different it is not suprising that this has happened, as your kind has different properties and limitations, as such it would have been a better idea for them to research the varying types of reproduction beforehand to understand the dangers and limitations of each. In fact our method does result in the destruction of two individuals, thankfully we are composed of many millions cooperating towards a higher goal.
Sorry for the lack of paragraphs, I don't normally post using my phone.

>>343447
>>343455

I will insist (and some of you might hate me for this) that you two would make an incredibly adorable couple!
I mean, come on!! You would be like Romeo and Juliet! An "Oni" and a Tanuki as a couple? that would be really cute! Don't you agree? :D

>>343514
... aaaand there goes any chance of romance.

Remember? THEY DIED.

I have a question for Eden.

Do you have an intresst in any other Quest characters? Romantic or sexual.

any one can answere as well.

>>343538
They weren't a lava-eating ogre and a shape-shifting assassin.
Besides, nobody from the faction Dompag's in would object, while nobody from the faction Kensuyata's in would be able to object. Things would have probably turned out ok if the Montagues didn't give a fuck and the Capulets were dead.

>>343572

And if Juliet wasn't just a teenage rebound girl that Romeo only wanted to fuck because he got dumped

Spring break is either going on, will be soon, or has very recently past.
Given the opportunity to visit other quest settings, where would/will/are/did you go?

>>343573
Isn't that just the premise of the shitty DeCaprio version of the movie?

>>343599

No that's pretty much what the whole thing is about. Romeo only tries to hook up with Juliet because he's tired of sitting in his room masturbating after getting dumped. Check out the original play sometime. It reads more like a -parody- of love stories than the epic romance that it is made out to be nowadays (and was probably intended to be).

>>343600
It's quite deliberately written as a parody.

>>343600
It reads better when you get past acts I and II...

>>343613

I suppose I should clarify that the 'probably intended to be' was supposed to refer to being a parody, not an epic love story. I just realized that I wrote that ass-backwards.

ok, I guess we're getting kinda sidetracked here. My bad I guess.

let me fix that by asking another thing, as always for anyone willing to answer:

A bar fight just broke out. Everyone there is drunk and your booze level is hitting the roof. What do you think your weapon of choice during that fight would be giving your current state?

>>343626
To those uncertain, an open bar with various weapons and random drunk hooligans will be provided.

Remember when we specifically asked various quest characters questions? I miss those days.

>>343645
Maybe you should ask more questions, then.

(It's also worth pointing out that of the responses visible through last 50, almost all of them are to specific questions asked of the character. :V)

(I think that's the point, Typo.)