Kaustinen's Pretty Short, Unamusing Quest to Attain Alcoholic Beverages, Punch People He Hates and Escape Some Sort of Surreal Alternate Dimension

Kaustinen
Angry all the time. Has super-strong fists, but is not very bright.

Yellow
Yellow goast. A gentleman. Supposedly possesses a really, really powerful weapon.

Orange, 'Doorman'
A huge, orange goast. Sleeps on his job.

Red, 'Remover'
Creepy goast whose job is getting rid of people. Wields a knife that upon drawing blood disintegrates the victim.

Purple, 'Banks' A nice fellow, not much is known about him. Has device capable of modifying space.

Blue, 'Sucker'
Obsessed with cleaning and clean surfaces. Possesses INTERDIMENSIONAL VACUUM-CLEARNER OF GREATER SUCKING.

Green, 'Zap'
A huge bitch. Can teleport 'zap' by using a spatial artifact. She also talks in >implications.

Adventurer squad
A buncha of dicks.