Anonymous 2009/08/29(Sat)11:33 No. 1795 ID: c80cec
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using tgchan as my personal image hostan gaems

Freis 2010/05/17(Mon)04:58 No. 3717 ID: ac5eff
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I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW STONE SOUP GODS.

Freis 2010/05/17(Mon)05:02 No. 3718 ID: ac5eff
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FOR CHEIBRIADOS IS A WONDERFUL GOD.

>>313718
wow, ability to step out of time sounds like a powerful ability.

>>313717
>>313718

Hell yes, I will worship a god of laziness and pizza. All my followers of Chei learn translocations to truly emulate this sloth god. Fun times.

>Shooting.
Player: I roll a seven.
GM: The monster looks a little bit more scorched.

Loved it.

Seems interesting. Plan to do this more often?

>>313413
>What's the main plot, anyway?

Ultrabitch is looking for mysterious jewelry hidden into all the corners of the world, behind monsters and traps and stuff. On surface, she works with the Wizbro, because he's the only one who can translate some ridiculously old runes on 'em, but behind the scenes he employs the party to get the jewels from under her nose and bring them for him instead for safekeeping.

Currently, however, the main plot's taken backside for political intrigue and very dangerous romance. Ultrabitch has a soft spot for her sister and is just looking for excuses to blow up my home.

I actually ended up dancing with her at one point. It was scary as shit.

get married to sister of ultrabitch. then you would be her brother-in-law. i can only imagine the face she would make. you can have wizbro magic the chapel so no one can object by turning you into a frog or some other bullshit.

>>313416
No, just leave it.
If she does, she ruins the sister's wedding. (I'm assuming she actually likes the sister here.)
Wizbro is there to fix things should they need to be fixed.
If she does nothing, then she was in close enough proximity to do so and you had little to no defenses and she DIDN'T DO IT.
Either way you win- You irritate her immensely, or she pisses off the sister to the point of getting the sister to help against her and you might lose a level or something.

Woo the FUCK out of her sister

Well, what Id do is to hire something that COULD protect my hometown for me, seeing as how Im on the onter side of the planet. If that doesnt work, see if you cant get a teleport from someone. Or you could go to the temple of whatever diety your dude follows and beg like crazy.

Couldn't you turn undead back into normal living people with Resurrection or True Resurrection in 3.5?

>>313444
Yes, but they have to be fully dead first.
So you'd have to beat her to death, then get a true rez.

As to how you would go about curing it, id leave that aup to the DM.

There is no cure, you know what needs to be done.

As long as she isnt past her normal lifespan, a ressurection should bring her back without any side effects. Well, aside from a bit of experience point loss.

>>313533
Rokea = giant shapeshifting magic shark.
I think there may have been one in Vampire t.M.: Bloodlines in case you've played that.

>>313534
Ah. Never heard of them before.

Also: Geist = Awesome

>Mortals, with some supernatural abilities.
Sounds gay.

>>313647
You know what's gay? Two men having sex, their sweaty muscular bodies locked in ecstasy, their breath heavy with pure euphoria. Think about that for a moment.

>>313648
Sounds good to me. A hell of a lot more fun than mortals with supernatural abilities.

the following idea came to me in a dream. before you ask anything, know that i wrote it down right after waking up and i was still kinda tired.

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magi-tech civilizations war for hundreads of years. one is green the other is white. white uses elite forces and weaponry. while the grunts of green are not to powerful they have a secret weapon, the "green light" which can control a group of super advanced robots that can fuse to create a giant robot dragon.
characters include: girl who has been told she is the daughter of a real dragon(mom), she isthe main guys love intrest
a grizzled sarge.
a young man/new recruit (main)
a heavy weapons guy with a scar on his cheek
a magi-tech sorcereress.
and an old woman of exteame power, able to block shots from the mecha dragon for a time.

now that was a vague overview of what it was but it went like this.

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The setting is entirely composed of Manifest Zones like in eberron, but only for the four elemental planes, which don't exist. It's just that some areas are more fire-aspected than others, for example.
The terrain reflects this, with small animals that spit fire, have asbestos skin, and grant a bonus to fire spells as familiars, or they might not need to breathe, move through earth like a xorn, and grant a bonus to earth spells.
Genii are incredibly common, and act as a sort of travel agency for getting people between distant cities, seeing as the wilds aren't very hospitable with the fire-squirrels and whatnot.
They usually travel through another plane, one filled with ruins and undead monstrosities.
The setting is the four elemental planes fused together unevenly due to some divine cock-up or other. The dimension the genii use is the old Prime, after some kind of zombie apocalypse.

I got bored last night so I did some crappy little writefaggotry for Sterbennung. This should give some more info on how things go in Sterbennung.
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They had traveled by the Light Lines, the welcoming railroad of light that lead from the Great Shell into the twisting catacombs of Sterbennung. They had known they had entered dangerous territory when the Light Lines ran out. The Light Lines meant safety and security, the guiding way that lead the children of the Progenitors from the wild untamed depths of the Dark to the shining light of civilization. To wallow in the everlasting guide lights of the Progenitors was to know probable peace. To leave them and enter into the Dark was probable death.

There were three that traveled, for it was dangerous to go out alone, even with the guidance of the Light Lines. The Light Lines may have meant protection from the worst of the creatures that dwelt in the Dark, but there were still some evils that traveled in the light. One was named Ravel, and he was of intensely pale skin and had black, bulbous eyes that penetrated the shroud of the Dark with ease. Ravel carried the Star-Thrower, a breach loaded rifle that fired a deadly ordinance. Another was Tey, and she cut them a path through any obstructing overgrown fungi or plantation, with blade and axe. She carried a machete, and when that proved ineffective, a double-handed axe paved the way. She was their guide, and she knew the dangers of the Dark well. The third was a younger girl by the name of Rexi, and she carried a small compact crs-pistol, powered by the energy stones sometimes found in rare stone deposits.

All firearms they held were ancient gifts of Progenitors, given unto their children so that they may defend themselves from what they must face to survive. The Progenitors knew the dangers of Sterbennung well, for they had created most of them themselves, by accident or design, no one knows.

The three had tr

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rolled 11, 20, 14, 4 = 49

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>>313425
with feeling

rolled 6 = 6

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>>313426
double rocket

rolled 13 + 4 = 17

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Acrobatics.

rolled 16 + 3 = 19

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>>313513
???

rolled 2, 11 = 13

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Special movement

Roll spurned by fail.

Anonymous 2009/10/25(Sun)10:58 No. 2731 ID: bd36a1
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hyped up like CRAZY, though now I don't know what I want to do with my army, since I really like the new Moulder and Skryre stuff, but in the few games I've played, my Plague Monks are the only things that have done a damn thing :<

The Army List has lots of great ideas in it but I still think they dropped the warpstone on quite a lot in the list, sadly, and that's not touching on all the stupid rules errors that's in it too.

Stormvermin look absolutely fucking epic. Clanrats look okay, too, but the Stormvermin... Fff.

>>313419
if only Stormvermin were as good as their new models look

>>312731

I'm *so* glad I'm not the only person who imagined a seer singing that.

I think it goes without saying that that thread is long dead.

sage

sage

For the record, there was no scan.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/tg/thread/8648863#p8654502

Anonymous 2010/02/25(Thu)09:40 No. 3390 ID: c3ce7f
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fungus indeed.

Dogmeat 2010/03/02(Tue)20:43 No. 3408 ID: ce02c5
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Horrific death #3553623

Adequate Advice!!ZjLwLmMwSz 2010/02/25(Thu)13:25 No. 3394 ID: 15c1b2
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the fact that someone, somewhere is playing MaidRPG is making me die a little bit on the inside.

>>313394
Lots of people do. Its a fantastic game.

>>313394
HATERS GONNA HATE

>>313394
Not everyone is as much of a tight-ass as you seem to take for granted.

MaidRPG is a pretty good game. And it's fairly easy to modify to suit different purposes. It's got a few quirks, but those can be easily fixed when you come across 'em.

It's pretty fun to just think up explanations for all the random crap you just rolled for your character, too.

>>313369
And it's a quite high chance i'd say. Also if you see a thread starting with "Good <time of the day here> /tg/, i come bearing a gift of..." with a touhou pic, you know he's there.

Well if you're going to be the party tank, then go with sword and board. I'd go with Majestic Halo and Call of Challenge for the two powers you're debating, because again, defender-focused build. If you end up needing more firepower, you can retrain those abilities later.

>>313364
I'd say Sword n' Board too, pole-arms aren't the greatest of weapons, i find that warriors and warlords make better use of them as they have abilities keying into pole-arms.

What I have found from DMing 4th edition games, is that reach on a weapon generally doesn't add up for much unless a large portion of the party is made up of the reach, as the enemies will tend to move into melee fairly quickly, making reach weapons superior for all of 1 round, then you wish you had the extra AC from the shield.

Morninglord Half-Elf Paladin:

See here, alter as you wish:

http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/21964085/The_Radiant_Knight_of_Pelor__Hit_anything_I_Challenge_you

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2010/02/26(Fri)08:48 No. 3399 ID: 3a9e32
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>>313383
>Mechanical bouncers. Heavy build, disregarding all pretenses of human look, yet overall humanoid shape
With large drill hands?

Most bordellos have a bar area, don't they? So a robo-bartender, bolted down behind the counter, with a fuckton of long arms for getting drinks and mixing like 10 cocktails at once.

Gramophone attached with recorded FAQ answers and bar talk.

"*kchk*So how about the big SPORT game last TIME INTERVAL, eh-eh? The ref sure made a- *thm* made a- *thm* made a- *thm* made a- *thm*

WHACK

made a bad call on PLAYER, huh?"

A series of little machines in the lounge that lift dresses a scandalous four inches or so.
Maybe blasts of air?
Or actual rails?

Ambulatory vibrators.

>>313403
Pseudoscience Lust Generators.
Depending on how wacky your setting is.
Bonus points if they overclock when hit.

Well, WFRP as I recall is a fairly lethal system.

The agitator, being less combat-ready than the others, will likely die on combat.

Problem solved.

Is he better in social situations? Get him to do some more social situations. Find his strengths, play a bit towards them, that way he serves a purpose outside of combat. I've played a shitload of non-combat-oriented characters in WFRP. Shit was so cash.

I wrote a long, well thought out reply once. The server shenanigans ate it.

Here's the gist of it:
1) You can make the agitator a fighter: either by taking BS, Flee! and a buying a crossbow or taking WS, Streetfighter and buying some armour.
He can later on continue to Zealot, who is a fighty class and can be upgraded to Judicial Champion, who is a fighty character supreme.
2) Make use of his talky abilities. Versatility never hurts, unless you are dungeon crawlan (= doing it wrong).

>How do you solve such problems in lolrandum RPGs like WFRP?

uhm, you CHOSE. what a radical concept, choosing.

set a theme for your story/campain and actually make characters that works with that theme n some way. let the players talk through their concepts and ideas with the GM and each other.

in teh end, shape the campain after the players and their characters, don't let yourself get tied down by what any book or "rule" says, experiment.

>How do you solve such problems in lolrandum RPGs like WFRP?

A) You don't have to roll. Rules are just suggestions, nothing more.
B) ROLEPLAY! Act. You're not your weapon, you are a person with dreams, opinions, personality and a full life with a history, act it out!