Fall over backwards onto the sandwich.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/02(Tue)06:04 No. 335429 ID: ce15d1
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fGhost makes a noise that pretty much sounds like he wants you to eat the food.

Lawyer waits five minutes to eat the food.
It feels like forever.

Weh.

Devour the delicious donut, haven proven your superior will power. Become the best lawyer dog.

forget the donut is there and go for lunchbreak

>>335429
It is time for donut devouring!

go over the case in a discreet professional manner (pee on your briefcase)

>>335435
This.

Why are you eating doughnuts when you could be eating roast beef? As in meat.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/02(Tue)19:32 No. 335820 ID: ce15d1
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Lawyer finally snatches the donut.

GLORIOUS.

fGhost cheers.

Excellent! Now proceed to next the lawyery thing to do: bark at the briefcase. MAKE IT REVEAL IT'S SECRETS

Storm into the courtroom and yell, "OBJECTION!!"

bark @ prosecution

run in circles

>>335820
Bark at everything and run in circles and then run in circles into the courtroom and bark OBJECTION even though your trial hasn't even started yet what are you doing.

Burst into the court room and do all the previously suggester.

And when I say "burst into" I mean "scratch and whimper at the door until they let you in".

Run in circles to advice fGhost and Arby's Sandwich you know your business.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/03(Wed)03:52 No. 335937 ID: ce15d1
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fGhost and Arby's Sandwich begin walking somewhere.
Lawyer runs around them in circles during the transition.

>>335937
Go up to the courtroom and scratch on the door while wimpering loudly.

>>335952

Yes. Once you're inside pee on the first person you find. Show your authority.

Roll around.

>>335959
this

>>335937
Claim your territory. Pee on the corners of the building.

>>335952
That.

>>335952
do it to it

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/03(Wed)19:15 No. 336207 ID: ce15d1
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The three of them make it to THE DOOR.

Lawyer paws and whimpers at the door. Maybe someone will come and open it. Lawyer does not have hands.

omigosh omigosh

FGHOST HAS HANDS

Romp around in excitement while he opens the door then rush past him.

>>336209
Bonus points if you can trip him up.

>>336207
BARK AT IT

Rejoice at the sight of fghost's hands

Bark at the door and put unattractive scratch marks on it.

Poop infront of the door then run in circles.

Don't poop. Just no.

Run in circles, keep scratching, bark and whimper loudly. Every dog knows this is the only way to get a door opened.

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/10(Wed)02:34 No. 338598 ID: ce15d1
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fGhost opens the door.
Arby's Sandwich goes on ahead.
You thank fGhost by sitting near him and wagging happily.

Get in there and object to everything

Burst into the room, look in the audience for someone with a hat and steal it. Run around in circles gnawing at it.

LICK HIM!

Then let's go in.

>>338598
Run through the doors and bark out a loud Objection!

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/10(Wed)22:27 No. 338890 ID: ce15d1
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Lawyer goes inside. Arby's Sandwich is ever professional and begins to set up at the desk for the case. Lawyer barks at things.
vGhost and Prosecutor Cat have arrived. They won't go down easy. fGhost and vGhost exchange sneers.

>>338890

A cat! Chase the cat!

dont blink first

stare at the cat, HARD. if it so much as TWITCHES you chase the shit out of it.

Chase that cat. Chase it! Chase it! Chase it!

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/11(Thu)02:11 No. 338926 ID: ce15d1
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You chase the cat to the courtroom.
Arby's Sandwich, fGhost and Lawyer prepare for the case.
A Clockwork Seal arrives and gives Lawyer some notes.

It was then that Lawyer Dog knew it was time.
It was time to be right for once.

YES.

SERIOUS THE FUCK UP. Organize your notes and review them. And peruse the other relevant papers. What's this case about?

Be right for once with all your heart.

Arf

>>338926
Lick the microphone, and then it's time, time to be right for once. Wait until the prosecutor cat goes up and meows, that's when you will bark out an Objection for the entire world to hear!

!DReamEr2eU 2011/08/11(Thu)03:20 No. 338952 ID: ce15d1
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Lawyer Dog is Right About Everything.

[ The End ]

>>338952

Glorious.

>>338952
Prosecutor Cat had better deal with it.